User:Lordhed

Me

My first article: Schnallball

About me:

This user is currently: annoyed at the bloody Babel thing which refuses to line up properly at the right-hand side.

He is also insane.

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java P This fucker speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. java P

This user is a total UKer and can pronounce aluminium correctly. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

ow 1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow 1

ns 4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level. ns 4

17 G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17 G

ah 0 This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ah 0

enl 0 This user does not understand English, but Louder (or understands it with considerable difficulties). enl 0

gb N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb N

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh N

fr E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr E

de 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch. de 1

elv X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers. elv X

il 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay. il 2

ht 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht 2

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

This user is Unamerican …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)