User:Lordhed

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My first article: Schnallball

About me:

This user is currently: annoyed at the bloody Babel thing which refuses to line up properly at the right-hand side.

He is also insane.

Uncyclopedia:Babel
java-PThis f****r speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
ns-4This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
17-GThis user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
ah-0This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
enl-0This user does not understand English, but Louder (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
gb-NThis user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.
rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
fr-EThis user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
de-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
elv-XThis user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers.
il-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
ht-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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