User:Lordhed

Me

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Seriously, who'd expect a template like this to pop up randomly?

My first article: Schnallball

About me:

This user is currently: annoyed at the bloody Babel thing which refuses to line up properly at the right-hand side.

He is also insane.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

java-P This fucker speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. java-P

This user is a total UKer and wants to steal your country albums for sport. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

This user joined the Folding@home Team , because they give a damn & so should you.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde. ow-1

ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level. ns-4

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G

ah-0 This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ah-0

enl-0 This user does not understand English, but Louder (or understands it with considerable difficulties). enl-0

gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb-N

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr-E

de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch. de-1

elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers . elv-X

il-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay. il-2

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user is Unamerican …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)