I think I'm bad at writing, but I'm not sure
This user is a
native speaker of
1337 .[[Category:User 17|]]
This fucker speaks
Dumbass heavily laced with
profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.[[Category:User du|]]
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This user would be a professional
procrastinator , but they can't be bothered.
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This user is an evil clown . Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
This user is a fucking
Moron .
This user is a
Gamer and therefore creepy.
This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.
This user is not and has never been
Napoleon .
This user uses
Uncyclopedia as their
primary point of reference.
This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! This user says things that may not be work safe.
This user is a
Mercenary , and chooses their own
wars to fight in.