User:Kalir/hubris
Hubris page[edit | edit source]
This is where all the awards to me, the great and awesome Kalir, go. Feel free to inflate my ego here with whatever method you choose, save slander. I will NOT have my ego tarnished by some ne'er-do-well.
Slightly Holy Award By All That Is Fluffy, this user has had one of his nostrils declared slightly holy by The Divine Fluffalizer himself! Which one, however, shall forever remain a mystery! Why you were blessed with this truly magnificent honor, you may never know, but it may have something to do with the addition of a certain image to a certain page. Possibly.
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Due to the image in homicidal screaming carrots.
Way back when the Departure of Fun was instated, I broke a rule. The result... SCIENCE.
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Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For my rewrite of Golden Sun.
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This happened because I nominated someone for NotM. Needless to say, Boothman was not amused.
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Emmzee has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For voting on Decapitation Disease.
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Hinoa has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Got this one for publicly disadvocating the use of capslock as cruise control for cool. Yey.
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Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,      thanks YOU!!
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Huzzah! I shall bury this in the temple of a sheep someday.
Template, yo. (note: Spelling and grammar errors preserved out of respect for the dead. What dead, you say? I'm glad you asked...)
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The Great Uncyclopedian has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Because they wanted to.
From the text dimension...[edit | edit source]
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- Kalir hugs Olipro
<Kalir> OMG ILUVU
<Olipro> wow, Kalir hugged me
- Olipro hugs Kalir back in a slightly shocked sort of way
<tribble> woah.
<tribble> you gays guys need to slow down
<Olipro> definitely not gay...
<tribble> wait
<Kalir> Wooh, I shocked Olipro!
<Olipro> it's Kalir for gods sake
<Olipro> Kalir: oh, THAT's Your game
<tribble> did I just type that???
- Olipro cops a feel
<Kalir> Olipro: Nope, just a good bonus.
Any day where I shock the guy who even makes Goatse fans quake in terror and disgust is a good day in my book.
Awesome, mind-blowing drawing. Check the Spangcave for details.
What he said.
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The Ring of Devandalisers For fighting the Good Fight Rabbi Techno |
It has fire resistance 20.
Apparently my userpage is super-well arranged. I knocked down the north wall and replaced it with a completely rectangular bees hive. It's sure to bring me prosperity and peace, once the buzzing and stinging stops driving me mad.