User:Kalir/hubris
Hubris page[edit | edit source]
This is where all the awards to me, the great and awesome Kalir, go. Feel free to inflate my ego here with whatever method you choose, save slander. I will NOT have my ego tarnished by some ne'er-do-well.
Slightly Holy Award By All That Is Fluffy, this user has had one of his nostrils declared slightly holy by The Divine Fluffalizer himself! Which one, however, shall forever remain a mystery! Why you were blessed with this truly magnificent honor, you may never know, but it may have something to do with the addition of a certain image to a certain page. Possibly.
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Due to the image in homicidal screaming carrots.
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Get Well Soon(ish)™ After being mauled by savage Wikipedians, I give you this Get Well Soon(ish)™ award. –Ghelæ
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Way back when the Departure of Fun was instated, I broke a rule. The result... SCIENCE.
Now go play in traffic.
For my rewrite of Golden Sun.
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This happened because I nominated someone for NotM. Needless to say, Boothman was not amused.
Now go play in traffic.
For voting on Decapitation Disease.
Now go play in traffic.
Got this one for publicly disadvocating the use of capslock as cruise control for cool. Yey.
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Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,      thanks YOU!!
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Huzzah! I shall bury this in the temple of a sheep someday.
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Jiggly puff I award you a Jiggly puff for You're work with the AOA –User:AyumiKitada
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Template, yo. (note: Spelling and grammar errors preserved out of respect for the dead. What dead, you say? I'm glad you asked...)
Now go play in traffic.
Because they wanted to.
From the text dimension...[edit | edit source]
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- Kalir hugs Olipro
<Kalir> OMG ILUVU
<Olipro> wow, Kalir hugged me
- Olipro hugs Kalir back in a slightly shocked sort of way
<tribble> woah.
<tribble> you gays guys need to slow down
<Olipro> definitely not gay...
<tribble> wait
<Kalir> Wooh, I shocked Olipro!
<Olipro> it's Kalir for gods sake
<Olipro> Kalir: oh, THAT's Your game
<tribble> did I just type that???
- Olipro cops a feel
<Kalir> Olipro: Nope, just a good bonus.
Any day where I shock the guy who even makes Goatse fans quake in terror and disgust is a good day in my book.
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MSPaint Ninjastar For extreme MSPaint monkey-wearing-a-fez skill. –Spang
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Awesome, mind-blowing drawing. Check the Spangcave for details.
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Original Ninjastar For reverting crap edits on Chuck Norris while the author was busy doing meaningless things. –Ljlego
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What he said.
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The Ring of Devandalisers For fighting the Good Fight Rabbi Techno |
It has fire resistance 20.
Apparently my userpage is super-well arranged. I knocked down the north wall and replaced it with a completely rectangular bees hive. It's sure to bring me prosperity and peace, once the buzzing and stinging stops driving me mad.