User:Kalir/Uncyclopedian Forces/missionarchive

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Recruit members

Get other people to join our faction! We have bananas! Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 17:25, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Advertisement idea

I created a hoodie with a slogan at a mall. A slogan on custom clothing may help advertise.

Anyone who wants a sloganized hoodie, sweatshirt, t-shirt, or baby tee, tell me the color and the clothing type. I will try to create one and give it to you as soon as I can. It would be better if we had a stronghold, though. The slogan will either be Uncyclopedian Forces or "Uncyclopedia!" - Oscar Wilde, whichever the orderer wants. The clothes will be free. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Oddly enough I was just about to post this suggestion although with a slogan like "Be funny and dont be a dick" or something to that effect. Anyone else got any slogan Ideas? -- (Bonner) (Talk) 09:11, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

The slogans can't be longer than 30 characters long. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Slogans

Add more slogans please. We have these:

• Uncyclopedian Forces - slogan from Uncyclopedian
• "Uncyclopedia!" - Oscar Wilde - slogan from Uncyclopedian
• Be funny and dont be a dick. - slogan from Bonner

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Orders

Choose a color, a slogan from above, and a clothing type(hoodie, sweatshirt, t-shirt, or baby tee), and place your order here. The clothing will be created by Uncyclopedian, who will try to find you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You can give clothing to people now? Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 03:57, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Yes, anyone can. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Find a meeting spot!

We'll need to find a place that welcomes good-aligned characters. I'd prefer not to have a base of operations in Paradise, if only because not everyone gets Planar Protection. That, and I've only ever explored Valhalla.

Similar goal for the Vandals too. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 15:28, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

OMFG ERECTIONS?

Sorry about that. Anyway, I were gonna say that I might decide to put in my future Divine Champion character in the faction, as opposed to the more in-character person of Kalir. As he's the leader of the faction, that would mean we'd have to select a new leader. There's two decent choices: Hinoa, aiming for Revenant, or HighGenGrue, heading for Eternal Soldier. I'll put up a poll here for you peoples to decide. Closes in about a week. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 22:26, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Who should be the Potato Lord of the UF?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
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Hinoa

HighGenGrue

Neither/Kalir

There was one vote since the poll was created on 11:56, 18 January 2013.

poll-id 6B83C6F2433F36EF351940289554A9AF

WHY ME???? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:00, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Because you have proven yourself to be a capable leader of nearly every online mob you take control of. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 21:16, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Right... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:48, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

ELECTION FINISH. High Gen. Grue is the new Potato Lord of the Uncyclopedian Forces! HOORAY! Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 16:00, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

/me promptly BANS EVERY SINGLE USER ON THE FACTION! \o/ --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:13, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Plan for your Tier 3 class

This isn't a mission so much as a bit of advice. I (and maybe HGG) can help you plot out your character up to Tier 3, using the CP you get for leveling up to 30. That way you can specialize early, and finish strong, rather than being the only kid stuck with Swim and Way of the Antitoxin. Just leave a thingything here about either which class, which skills, or what alignment/style (combat or caster) combination you want. I'll handle most of the rest! Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 04:03, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Er yeah. I won't screw up like I did with Bonner. Damn spells needing CP to be memorized. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:37, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Also, if you want me to do it, I prefer doing it in real-time on IRC. In #unforces so we don't spam up #uncyclopedia. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:38, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

• Plan: Lich with Animate Corpse, Vestige of the Wraith, and Horrid Enslavement. I want as many Melee Combat skills as possible. I am Level 3, and have Lockpicking, Melee Combat, and Repair Item. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Melee Combat isn't that great for caster classes, since it doesn't help spells at all. Repair Item, however, is a good choice, as is the Horrid Enslavement thing. Can you say "zombie horde"? Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 16:03, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
    • The Melee is fou survival during Tier 1, as well as a combat skill for base raids and the such, where I don't want to use up stuff like MP and ammo too much. Plus, zombie horde. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
      • Forget about all melee, a cutlass with just melee combat has 45% accuracy, so just advanced melee and maybe fencing in the melee skills. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• BARHAH! Anyways, It's faster (and easier) to do this over IRC. I think. What does help spellcasters is Ranged/Hand to Hand combat. I don't know much about Lich skills... yet. I'll check it out later. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:07, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Or you can try this if you don't want to wait for those losers. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:13, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Politics!

Everyone, we can go political on Uncyclopedia, for the UnForces Party here.

User:Jocke Pirat/TheRegister

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Quick question

Who's Ausynth in-game? I can't seem to figure out who it is... —Hinoa talk.kun 05:45, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Ausynth? I think he's Mitch_1_2. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 14:56, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Didn't know where to put this...

I'll get to the most important thing first; come tomorrow, I'm going around gathering liquor and cans of food as well as armorsmithing components. I had an idea to set up a faction-exclusive firing range, so that we don't need to go BANG BANG outside the faction or searching for a suitable target. This project just was a random idea out of nowhere.

Second, I'm taking, instead of Small Arms, Armorsmithing at 7th level; no morality troubles, helpful for the faction, and great XP to boot (or so it seems). I'm only 70 XP from that goal, and gained 70 XP today in actuality, so expect to find that you'll soon have me to take armor requests.

--Asema 04:16, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
Like it Asema :) -- (Bonner) (Talk) 13:07, 23 September 2007 (UTC)