User:KaRoLuS
“He is the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
KaRoLuS and Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
I used to use Wikipedia all the time. When I came across the BJAODN I was obsessed with the hysterical hilarity of it. However, in time, I came to realise that BJAODN had lost its edge: no longer was it a collection of side-splittingly and unbearably funny comments, but it had become a hive of lame vandalism that was only created in the hope that it would find its way there - and of course, at least one idiot would find it funny.
Uncyclopedia lacks the monotony and unfunniness of latter-day BJAODN, and is consistently fresh. Why do I like Uncyclopedia? Like Wikipedia, it is a community. But not one consisting of a multitude of intellectual snobs. Uncyclopedia is synonomous with fun. And the inside jokes!!
- Oscar Wilde
- Sophia
- Kitten Huffing
- Steve Ballmer wanting to fucking kill™ everyone
- The Russian reversal
- ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
- 1337, especially PWN3D!!!1!one
- The Borg
- Things George Bush doesn't care about
My Favourite Articles[edit | edit source]
I consider these to be the funniest pages on Uncyclopedia. Of course, I could be wrong. They're my personal favourites, at least.
- Anakin Skywalker
- The artist formerly known as God
- Biggles
- Camp Fuck You Die
- Chewbacca
- Darth Tater
- DinoJesus
- Green Day / Canadian Idiot / Dude, Where's My Albatross?
- Grue
- Kitten Huffing
- List of weapons that don't exist, but should
- Mario
- Original Jesus
- Oscar Wilde
- Ringo Needs Some Money
- Ronald McDonald
- Star Wars
- Star Wars Marital Aids
- Sophia
- Steve Ballmer
- Viet Nam (video game)
- World War I (video game)
- Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
- Zombie Jesus
- Zork
Quotes[edit | edit source]
“No clause for undue alarm...”
“Surely you jest.”
“Well! Pardon my French, but allez à l'enfer.”
“You never learn that you're not supposed to do something until after you actually do it.”
“Tomorrow, we dine.”