User:Jtgg

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“What is a %@#&ing n00b”

~ n00b on Jtgg's Public Serving Anouncement

“You”

~ Jtgg on the dumber than usual n00b

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This user is an angel.
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun

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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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Grimace.jpg This user is a lovely rapturous eeble that likes to edit while magma bulbous cheeses adhere his Xbox.

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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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Jtgg's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is elite.

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.
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This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Jtgg also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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IP
Jtgg's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user should not be trusted.
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Mwahahaha! I have now tapped into your computer & infected it! Sucker! Prepare to be Banned from the internet!
And you, <insert name here>, are now under my control! Mwahahaha! Oh, wait, I already said that. I stink at this.


“The only person better than me is Jtgg.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jtgg

“Actually, I'm better than you AND Jtgg!”

~ Bill Gates on demoting Oscar Wilde

“Did I mention I hacked into your computer & stole all your money?”

~ Jtgg on proving that Bill Gates is not better than him

“D'oh!”

~ Bill Gates on learning that he is bankrupt

“Hey, that's my line!”

~ Homer Simpson on believing he owns the word "D'oh!"

“Luke; 127.0.0.1 is your father!”

~ Darth Vader on making babies"

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