User:Jtgg

“What is a %@#&ing n00b”

~ n00b on Jtgg's Public Serving Anouncement

“You”

~ Jtgg on the dumber than usual n00b

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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is an angel.

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

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usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

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Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

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This user is a massive lithium plastic that likes to lather while belittling fervent options problematize his rucksack.

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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

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IP

Jtgg's IP is 127.0.0.1.

IP

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This user will give you a seizure.

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1337

This user is elite.

1337

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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This user's head A SPLODE.

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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

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This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

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RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

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Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Jtgg also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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IP

Jtgg's IP is 127.0.0.1.

IP

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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This user should not be trusted.

Mwahahaha! I have now tapped into your computer & infected it! Sucker! Prepare to be Banned from the internet!
And you, <insert name here>, are now under my control! Mwahahaha! Oh, wait, I already said that. I stink at this.

“The only person better than me is Jtgg.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jtgg

“Actually, I'm better than you AND Jtgg!”

~ Bill Gates on demoting Oscar Wilde

“Did I mention I hacked into your computer & stole all your money?”

~ Jtgg on proving that Bill Gates is not better than him

“D'oh!”

~ Bill Gates on learning that he is bankrupt

“Hey, that's my line!”

~ Homer Simpson on believing he owns the word "D'oh!"

“Luke; 127.0.0.1 is your father!”

~ Darth Vader on making babies"

this has been a public service announcement