User:Joe9320/Khans-Batan Flight 666

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Khans-Batan Flight 666 is the flight by the Indian low-cost budget airline Khans-Batan Airlines that crashed off the coast of Dubai in September 24, 2008.

The site of the plane crash

Origin of the crash[edit | edit source]

After the plane received maintainance at the Dubai Airport, the Boeing 737-300 was ready for departure. But a cigarette was left behind ion the left engine, which produced some smoke. In the cabin is the captain, Audh Soar Singh and the co-pilot, Chelesy Mahal. The plane will travel to Delhi, with a stop in Karachi, Pakistan.

Inside the cabin, the passengers are already on board. One of them is Sonic the Hedgehog, who just returned from a race in London. Another one was Shaggy and Scooby-Doo, both cowards who just recently opened Mystery Inc.'s new nightclub. With 195 passengers and 5 crew members all boarded on a flight, Flight 666 is ready for takeoff.

Takeoff[edit | edit source]

At 7:20 P.M. on September 24th, 2008, Flight 666 took off. At 7:29 PM, the left engine surged and flamed out. This was unaware of the passengers at the time. At 7:42 PM, the passengers panicked when the right engine surged and flamed out. The captain, Audh Soar Singh, said over the P.A.


As a result of the two engines flaming out, many people were in panic. Audh Soar Singh re-announced this:


After all two engines flamed out (which took 5 seconds and no one cared), the 737 became a glider. Audh calculated that at 21,525 feet, they could glide for approximentaly 4 minutes and cover about near 18 miles. They eventually could not make it and they were about to begin a ditch. The co-pilot said


and about 39 seconds later they failed to ditch and they crashed in the Persian Gulf. No one survived the crash, and nobody in Dubai cared.