User:JeysisChrist

The talk page of Jesus

Welcome to my lair...

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.	This user huffs kittens (probably).	GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.	Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!	nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user loves pi	This user is a toilet. Purpose built. Porcelain-strong. Lemony fresh.	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see them. Tee hee!!
This user likes goats. Baaaahaahaahaahhh!	This user fears the clowns.	THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
This user is a complete, irredeemable muff. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and crinkle at an octohedron.	This user will give you a seizure.	This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!	This user is reading your thoughts!	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!	This user raises their own chickenbox.	Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
This user can see what you don't!	This user is a reincarnation of some guy.	This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism	This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.	See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.	No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.	What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.