User:JeysisChrist

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Welcome to my lair...[edit | edit source]

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This user huffs kittens (probably).
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This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
GOY
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This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user likes goats.
Baaaahaahaahaahhh!
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This user fears the clowns.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable xanthochroi. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and absorb at a lisp.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
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This user raises their own chickenbox.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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