User:HelloByeBye/2010 WBA Bloodbath World Cup qualification (CONCACAF)
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Group A[edit | edit source]
Team | Pts | W | D | L | KD |
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Mexico | 18 | 5 | 3 | 2 | +5 |
United States | 17 | 5 | 2 | 3 | +3 |
Costa Rica | 16 | 4 | 4 | 2 | +2 |
Canada | 16 | 4 | 4 | 2 | +2 |
Jamaica | 5 | 0 | 5 | 4 | -7 |
Honduras | 4 | 0 | 4 | 5 | -6 |
Note: Red means eliminated, Yellow means advances to playoffs, and Green means qualified.
11 February 2009 | |||
Mexico | 2-1 | Honduras | Mexico City |
Gonzalez 43', Marquez 59' | 0:90 | Cost-ly 20' |
- Mexico and Honduras were ready to play. Last time these to countries played was in Honduras. Honduras surprised the world by beating powerhouse Mexico 1-0 in that game. And during this game, Cost-ly scored first. However, Gonzalez and Marquez scored 2 kills. Cost-ly scored, but failed to gain a win.
11 February 2009 | |||
USA | 2-0 | Jamaica | New York |
Bradley 2', Donavon 78' | 0:90 |
- USA easily won Jamaica 2-0. Bradley and Donavon easily scored. Making it 2-0. Jamaica sucked ass. It was as simple as that.
11 February 2009 | |||
Canada | 1-1 | Costa Rica | Toronto |
Johnny Test 8' | 0:90 | Gomez 6' |
- Canada and Costa Rica were playing. Johnny Test easily scored over Costa Rica. But Gomez scored a chainsaw kill. Making it 1-1. Gomez tried looking for a tie-breaker, but failed.
28 March 2009 | |||
Mexico | 1-0 | USA | Guadalajara |
dos Santos 16' | 0:90 |
- In the classic derby, Mexico won the game 1-0. Giovani dos Santos scored a late winner kill and won the game for Mexico. Parties in Mexico raged on as the USA unexpectedly lost.
28 March 2009 | |||
Costa Rica | 1-0 | Jamaica | San Jose |
Lemon Gonzalez 78' | 0:90 |
- Lemon Gonzalez easily scored over the Jamaican defense as Costa Rica accelerated 3 points. The game started out slowly. But Lemon Gonzalez used his lemon gun that killed a Jamaican. Costa Rica won 1-0.
28 March 2009 | |||
Honduras | 0-1 | Canada | Tegucigalpa |
0:90 | Johnson 41' |
- In a easy win for Canada, Johnson killed a Honduran player giving Canada a early lead. Honduras were embarrassed as they lost. According to the media, the Honduran team ate tacos and did nothing.
1 April 2009 | |||
Jamaica | 0-0 | Mexico | Kingston |
0:90 |
- In a boring game, little Jamaica tied with big Mexico. Mexico had only crappy players that did not do good against Jamaica. At least Mexico did not lose.
1 April 2009 | |||
Honduras | 0-0 | Costa Rica | Tegucigalpa |
0:90 |
- In another boring game, Honduras tied with Costa Rica. That is your report people
1 April 2009 | |||
United States | 1-0 | Canada | Boston |
Gary Brolsma 60' | 0:90 |
- My Yahee! My Yahoo! Oh....Well Gary Brolsma killed a Canadian. Good night everyone!
3 June 2009 | |||
Costa Rica | 2-1 | Mexico | San Jose |
Ezequil 84', Gomez 90+1' | 0:90 | Pedro 6' |
- This game was played on June 3 due to the fact Mexico were participating at the Bloodbath Confederations Cup. Mexico suffered a blow after losing to underdogs Costa Rica. Mexico had scored early giving them a early lead. However, during the last minutes, Costa Rica made a comeback and scored 2 kills. Preforming a upset.
6 June 2009 | |||
Costa Rica | 3-1 | USA | San Jose |
Lemon Gonzalez 1', Gomez 9', Rancho 43' | 0:90 | Farty McFat 88' |
- Costa Rica pulled off another upset when Lemon Gonzalez scored in the first 5 seconds of the game killing Carl Hessburger. Then Gomez and Rancho put there names on the scoreboard making it 3-0 at halftime. Finally at the last moment, Farty McFat scored a penalty, with his ass. Making it 3-1.
6 June 2009 | |||
Mexico | 2-1 | Canada | Mexico City |
Marquez 56', Nacho Tacos 83' | 0:90 | B.Eaver 85' |
- Mexico gained a win over Canda after Marquez scored a kill early in the game. Then Nacho Tacos scored late in the 2nd. 2 Minutes later B.Eaver chopped a tree down which killed a Mexican player. However it wasen't enough to save Canada from defeat.
6 June 2009 | |||
Honduras | 2-2 | Jamaica | San Pedro Sula |
Cost-ly 42', Pavon 84' | 0:90 | Yeah Mon 89', Ferguson 90+2' |
- Honduras tied 2-2 with Jamaica as under-dogs Jamaica preformed a comeback. Honduras were leading at the moment at half-time, but Jamaica scored 2 late kills preforming the upset.
10 June 2009 | |||
United States | 2-0 | Honduras | Chicago |
Lewis 6', Johnson 20' | 0:90 |
- USA preformed a 2-0 win. OK game. But report is boring.
10 June 2009 | |||
Canada | 1-0 | Jamaica | Vancouver |
B.Eaver 67' | 0:90 |
- Boring game. There was one kill. But not that interesting.
12 August 2009 | |||
Honduras | 0-0 | Mexico | San Pedro Sula |
0:90 |
- Boring game. Nothing really.
12 August 2009 | |||
Jamaica | 1-1 | United States | Kingston |
Goodison 12' | 0:90 | Michael 88' |
- In a surprise game, Goodison scored early in the game. Then in the last moments, the States avoided defeat with a late kill by Michael.
12 August 2009 | |||
Costa Rica | 0-0 | Canada | San Jose |
0:90 |
- BOOOOOOOOORING!"
5 September 2009 | |||
United States | 2-1 | Mexico | Columbus |
Bradley 31', Donavon 74' | 0:90 | Leonardo Gonzalez 88' |
- In the classic derby, USA got revenge winning 2-1 over rivals Mexico after a 1-0 loss in the previous game. Bradley opened up scoring in the 31st minute with a good head-shot. And Donavon expanded this lead with a machine-gun kill. Then, rookie Leonardo Gonzalez, known for his M4 kill, scored for Mexico giving Mexico a chance to make it equal. However, the US defended the lead winning 2-1.
5 September 2009 | |||
Jamaica | 1-1 | Costa Rica | Montego Bay |
Goodison 66' | 0:90 | Parks 64' |
- In a draw Costa Rica tied with Jamaica. Parks opened up scoring in the 64th minute with a mini-gun kill. Then, a helicopter kill was scored by Goodison for Jamaica. Ending in a fair result.
5 September 2009 | |||
Canada | 2-1 | Honduras | Edmonton |
McJohnson 2', Sinclair 52 | 0:90 | Cost-ly 34' |
- Im too lazy to write the report. Sorry.
9 September 2009 | |||
Mexico | 3-0 | Jamaica | Mexico City |
Arce, Borgetti, Hernandez | 0:90 |
- In a gruesome match, Mexico were able to recover from there lose against the US and hammered Jamaica 3-0. First, Arce used a AK47 to kill a Jamaican. Then Borgetti used a rocket launcher and gave Mexico a 2-0 lead. Finally, Hernandez finished it off with his Shotgun.
9 September 2009 | |||
Costa Rica | 2-1 | Honduras | Alajuela |
Pedro, Ezequil Rodriquez | 0:90 | Cost-ly |
- Costa Rica were able to defeat rivals Honduras 2-1 as they continue there successful campaign. Cost-ly opened up scoring, but Pedro scored an equalizer. Finally, E.Rodriquez was able to get a last-minute sling-shot kill and gave Costa Rica the win.
9 September 2009 | |||
Canada | 2-1 | United States | Vancouver |
de Rosario, Canadian Beaver | 0:90 | Donavon |
- In a historical game for Canada considerably, Canada were able to oust rivals USA. Canada took a early lead as de Rosario used his hunting rifle and mistook the US captain Carl Swenson as a polar bear. Then Canadian Beaver used his tree attack to put Canada ahead 2-0. Finally, Donavon was able to score for the US. But too little too late, they failed to defeat Canada as Canada move ahead.
10 October 2009 | |||
Canada | 2-2 | Mexico | Edmonton |
Canadian Bear (2) | 0:90 | That One Guy (2) |
- Canada and Mexico fought hard and ended up tying 2-2. Canadian Bear used his go-wild attack to put Canada ahead. Hoat One Guy used his special poo-Bomb to tie it 2-2. It was a good game but I'm f'in lazy.
10 October 2009 | |||
USA | 1-0 | Costa Rica | Washington DC |
AMERICA F*CK YEAH! | 0:90 |
- In a narrow victory for the US, some guy named AMERICA F*CK YEAH used his nuclear boner attack, but only got 1 measly kill. Don't ask me why he couldn't get more kills.
10 October 2009 | |||
Jamaica | 0-0 | Honduras | Montego Bay |
0:10 |
- Nobody came to this boring game, and so the game was cancelled after 10 minutes of exiting action!
14 October 2009 | |||
Mexico | 2-1 | Costa Rica | Mexico City |
Armando, Diego | 0:90 | Lemon Gonzalez |
- Mexico were able to gain a few points with a win over Costa Rica as Armando put the scoreboard 1-0 early in the first half. Then Diego was able to expand the Mexican lead with a grenade gun from his Arsenal. Lemon Gonzalez was ok for Costa Rica though. He was able to score.
14 October 2009 | |||
Honduras | 0-0 | USA | San Pedro Sula |
0:90 |
- Another Boring game. It ended 0-0 because everyone was so bored.
10 October 2009 | |||
Jamaica | 0-0 | Canada | Montego Bay |
0:00 |
- This game was cancelled. But the WBA was generous to give a point to everyone. YAY!