User:Great pikmin fan/Ed, Edd n' Eddy: the Mis-EDventures

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This article is pretty dumb, even by my standards. You'll... see what I mean when you read it.

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Ed Edd n Eddy: the Mis-EDventures is an Ed Edd n Eddy game made in 2005. Despite it being made by Midway (the MAIN creators. Yeah, I'm not sure how that works), nintendo, sega, microsoft, chuck norris, Ezekiel, Mr. T, Jesus, Richard Simmons, neversoft, cartoon network, Walt Disney, and Seth McFarlane. it SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEED, mainly because everybody had different opinions about it. See the other Great compromise below for more on this.

As of the tenth anaversiry, Midway dropped Seth McFarline from the crew, and made Ed, Edd n' Eddy: The Mis-EDventures: Deluxe Eddition, which is actually good.

Playable characters

The Ed boys

Ed

Has omega super strength. HE CAN LIFT STUFF OTHERS CAN'T LIKE A BASKET BALL. (oh, and he can lift a fridge to.) He has a cheap formation that can kill everything (and that can speed him up), and uses his head as a weapon (which must explain his retardedness.)

Edd

Has omega super smarts. HE CAN DO STUFF THAT OTHERS CAN'T LIKE OPENING A DOOR. (he can hack into systems to. but meh.) He has a sling shot that can shoot... water bloons and a formation that is a bit like Eddy's but a bit cooler. He uses his ruler as a weapon by swingging it around, twisting it, stabbing-oh god that sounds wrong.

Eddy

Is omega super gay. HE'S FRIGGN PINK FOR GOD'S SAKE. He throws stink bombs that stuns enemies, and uses his chain wallet as a weapon and a formation he uses to... well see the formations section bellow.

Others

Kraid

Unlocked in level 4, Kraid joins Edd and Eddy to stop Ed from killing him and to cause H.A.V.O.K. (Hello, A Very Obese KKK member. Bad pun but as you know, this game sucks).

Stewie Griffin

Unlocked in level 8, he is gay. Gayer than Eddy (which is VERY FREAKING GAY). Only added to the team because the Eds saw the first few episodes of family guy, so they thought that him on there team would be awesome. After they find Ed, all three Eds kill Stewie for being so f***ing annoying and not helping the Eds at all. One of two characters to have no formation.

Spongebob

Unlocked in level 9, he is gay to, gayer than Eddy but not as gay as Stewie. uses bubbles as attacks (but they have no effect). Like Stewie, the Eds kill him, unlike Stewie, the death is quick and painless.

Kenny

Unlocked after getting 200%, you play as him her and her only in hard mode, (see below) the other char. with no formation.

Characters in the deluxe version only

Jimmy

He is very cheap. He run too fast; jumps way too high (which is odd, seeing how there isn't that much platforming in the first place in either version), alowing him to bypass entire levels; he can kill any foe in one hit; and he can call in air strikes. His formation is giving all his teammats a ride (they hop on and he jumps over to where ever). He cannot do this while Eddy is on him, because he' too damn fat.

Cody

He was only added because of his rabbid fans. He does nothing except for drop out on everthing.

The Other Jimmy

From "Out of Jimmy's Head". Because Seth McFarline was out, Stewie was dropped from the game. He pretty much fills Stewie's role of being useless, annoying, liking dogs a little too much, and geting killed off.

Formations/specials

batter-Ed

awesome-ness: ****

cheap-ness: ********************************************************** (thats 58, by the way)

gay-ness: *** (might have been lower if it was not for Ed saying "...you guys will push me...")

Ed's formation. in this formation, Ed becomes a super fast, almost invincible, batter. For some reason he needs the other two Eds to do this, although all they do is flail around.

Trampol-Edd

awesome-ness: ******

cheap-ness: -************************** (-26)

gay-ness: -**

Edd's formation. here the other two Edds throw him in the air. Edd can do a backflip and can jump away because he hates them. Too bad you only use this formation three times.

The Tower of Eddy

awesome-ness: -* times 9001

cheap-ness: -***

gay-ness: ****** ("Eddy on top of Edd and Ed..." gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

The moment you have been waiting for ever since you read about Eddy, exatcly what the hell Eddy's formation does. The three Eds form a tower to... cross planks... The fact that the Eds use this to also reach higher places along with Edd's formation means that this is a rip off of Edd’s formation.

H.A.V.O.K.

awesome-ness: (0, sorry Kraid.)

cheap-ness: *

gay-ness: -**

Kraid's special. A fat KKK member comes down and does a huge wave of destruction (he's really fat). However, it can only be used once every day, real time.

Goofy Goober rap

awesome-ness: -**********

cheap-ness: -* times 9001 (it killes you)

gay-ness: ** (the song itself was awesome, but the lyrics suck)

Spongebob's special. Here, he forces the other Eds to sing goofy goober rap in a poor, poor, poor attempt for world peace. However, it is an infinite loop, and while you're waiting for the song to "finish" all the enemies kill you.

Levels

Cool yer Ed.

Its hot, and Eddy just got the idea of a snowball machine! So the Eds sneak into George W. Bush'es house... only to find out that Barack Obama is now president... and then they find out that the white house does not have one... so they get rolf's meat ball maker and add snow.

Pin the tail on the Ed.

The Eds can't get into a party so they try to sneak into the sewers... only to find out that sewers are as small as Stewie's awesome-ness, so have to find a bomb to nuke the kids house. Too bad the nuke was a fluke (LOL giddit?).

Must be some thing I Ed!

When Eddy catches a STD from Ed (WTF?!), Edd finds stuff to try to make a cure. Edd finaly finds a cure, but for the wrong diesese. Eddy and Ed (he has it to you know) die. But don't worry, they got better.

Revenge of Edzilla.

Ed wants to become a monster, like Godzilla. So Edd makes a Godzilla suit that turns him into a monster, but then he starts to destroy everything. The other two Eds get the help of Kraid to try to stop Ed, but Ed's rampage ends when he is sued by the creators of "Godzilla" for copyright infringment.

Ed on arrival.

Eddy wants some enzite (the once daily tablet for natral male inhancement) but does not have any money. So he tries to get a badge from rolf because he thinks he can cash it in for enzite(the once daily tablet for natral male inhancement). The easest badge he can get involves him going through an obtacle course (that or get his nuts cut off, but then what will he enlarge with enzyte (the once daily tablet for natral male inhancement) ). Eddy sees how hard it is and gets Ed to help, Edd tags along to make sure Ed, and just Ed, does not die.

Nightmare on Ed street.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS LEVL IS XTREAMLY SCARY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD (not.)

Eddy grabbes one of Jimmy's dolls and hides it into a old, dusty house. Jimmy finds out that one of his dolls is missing, so he asks Eddy for help. The Eds go into the house only for Jimmy, who is secretly not-so-secretly gay but is secretly in on all of this, locks the three Eds in. The Eds try to find a way out, but are possessed by the f***ing Kancer Kanker sisters.

Ed marks the spot.

After the events in Nightmare on Ed street, the Eds are so ticked off that they go into the Kanker sister's house trailer and try to nuke them. But that nuke is a fluke (LOL giddi-*shot*).

Rebel robot ranch. Oh yeah, Ed.

NOTE: AFTER BEING SHOT, THE GUY WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL. HE WAS SHOT BEFORE HE FINISHED "LOL GIDDIT". I, USING MY AWESOME SKILLS, REDID THE SCENE AND WROTE THE "REBEL ROBOT RANCH. OH YEAH, ED" TITLE.

The Kanker sisters have had enough. they head over to rebel robot ranch and got a super awesome robot and captured Ed. The other two Eds team up with Stewie. after they get Ed... just read Stewies article on the playable char. part. In the end, the Kanker sisters die... or do they...

The final, really long and really hard bonus level of Ed!

NOTE: IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS LEVEL YET, PLEASE READ THE TRIVIA/NOTES SECTION

The Kancer Kanker sisters turn into the Kanker Kancer sisters. Who infect people with Kancer (which is a lot like cancer, but it kills you right away and spreads to anyone in a 300 mile radius). The Eds get Kraid, and Spongebob, to help them out in this EPIC fight.

Hard Mode

In hard mode, you play as Kenny from south park. The difference is that a Dreadmire will come and randomly kill you.

The other great compromise

Wait, this su-NOTE: THE GUY THAT WAS SHOT WAS ME, JOHN FREEMAN. FINAL BOSS SHOT ME FOR TEH BAD PUNS AND NOW I AM BACK AND WILL DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME.

Ezekiel wanted this game to suck, nobody argued with him. Not even Chuck Norris. This was all his plan so that the deluxe version would seem alot better to the fans, and that nobody had to do that much work.

Notes/Trivia

• Ridly was going to be added, but Nintendo said he was to big, so they used Kraid.

• It turns out that Edd is a girl in level 9.

• Levels 1-8 make up 100%, level 9 is as long as levels 1-8 combined so it makes up the other 100%.

• Beating the game with 400% (1-8 is the first hundred, 9 is the second, 1-9 on Hard Mode are the other two hundred) gives you a picture of Ed in a skimpy swimsuit. You would like this pic, <insert name here>.

• Get 100% to get level 9.

• Desert bus is in this as a minigame you have to play to beat level 9.

• Midway said that level 9 is a ripoff of level 94 in the game Loads and Loads of Levels, but EDventures was out on 2005, and LaLoL's trailer was made on 2013.

• Hacking the game shows Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Hank Hill, and Lucky making out naked. Why it's there, I don't know. But you will like it to, <insert name here>.

• This game has "easter eggs", the first three changes the cast's apperance and are found on levels 1-3, the last three are movies and are found on levels 5-7. here they're:
  • Big head.
  • Small ****.
  • Birthday suit.
  • The secret missing episode of Ed Edd n Eddy.
  • Ed Gets Laid (You do NOT want to know)
  • This game's trailer.

• The trailer for this game is unnecessary as an egg, it is found all most everywhere, even in the game itself three times. ^[1]

• Edd shoots bloons not baloons.

• THIS GAME IS BAD, IGNORE EVERYTHING SAID ABOUT THIS, IT DOES NOT MEAN IT IS GOOD.

Footnotes

^  1. Even on Midway's very own site. ^[2]

^  2. Yes, seriously, Midway's that cheap. Rather than look for another movie, they just shamlessly self premote thier own game. ^[3]

^  3. And the trailer isn't even that good! ^[4]

^  4. You want proof? Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3xYjahWOw