User:Fluffy is Dead

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This page is made in honorary of Fluffy, our best pet, friend, brother, father, granfather etc., etc., yeah, whatever.

Fluffy passed away a few days ago. He was the best rabbit I have ever known. I remember how I much he liked plastic carrots for breakfast, and salt water for drinking.

We will remember fluffy as a very devoted pet. He always came whenever I called his name. He also loved to be stroked. I also played with him very often. He was.... oh no......

WHEHEHEHEE!!!! ='( ='( ='( I WILL ALWAYS REMEBER YOU FLUFFY!!!!!!!1 U WER MA BEST FRIEND!!!!!!111 ONLY YOU UNDERSTOOD ME!!!!!!!!!111='( ='( ='(

Sorry for the crying..... Anyway, here is the condolation register, containing some stuff written by my family, friends and some stupid random people:

“Oh what a bummer. I just wanted to do that rabbit, but sadly, I ate him instead for Christmas!”

~ My dad on Fluffy's death

“Oh, have you lost your plushie rabbit again? Don't worry, I'll get you a new one from Toys'R'Us!”

~ My mom on Fluffy's death

“Now I can thro' ma hammer away too... Now watcha lookin'at?? I am tha pimp 'n' I'ma beat you azz biatchez!!”

~ My brother on Fluffy's death

“Where did bunny go? I wanna tickle bunny! Mom I want bunny for birthday!”

~ My little sister on Fluffy's death

“In 1942, there were no rabbits! And if there were any, we ate them all.”

~ My Grandmother on Fluffy's death

“Rabid? Are you a van-girl?”

~ My Deaf Grandpa (who thinks he knows everything about the Interwebs) on Fluffy's death

“Fluffy is dead!”

~ Captain Obvious on Fluffy's death

“Who is fluffy?”

~ Captain Oblivious on Fluffy's death