User:Fluffy is Dead
This page is made in honorary of Fluffy, our best pet, friend, brother, father, granfather etc., etc., yeah, whatever.
Fluffy passed away a few days ago. He was the best rabbit I have ever known. I remember how I much he liked plastic carrots for breakfast, and salt water for drinking.
We will remember fluffy as a very devoted pet. He always came whenever I called his name. He also loved to be stroked. I also played with him very often. He was.... oh no......
Sorry for the crying..... Anyway, here is the condolation register, containing some stuff written by my family, friends and some stupid random people:
“Oh what a bummer. I just wanted to do that rabbit, but sadly, I ate him instead for Christmas!”
“Oh, have you lost your plushie rabbit again? Don't worry, I'll get you a new one from Toys'R'Us!”
“Now I can thro' ma hammer away too... Now watcha lookin'at?? I am tha pimp 'n' I'ma beat you azz biatchez!!”
“Where did bunny go? I wanna tickle bunny! Mom I want bunny for birthday!”
“In 1942, there were no rabbits! And if there were any, we ate them all.”
“Rabid? Are you a van-girl?”
“Fluffy is dead!”
“Who is fluffy?”