User:Fenris2010/Among Us Uncyclopedia
Among Us, also known as Uncyclopedia, is a video game where players complete tasks on a spaceship. If you complete all the tasks, you win. This all sounds boring and too easy, doesn't it?
Yes.
Well, it's not.
Why not?
Because to make things more complicated, there's also a parasitic alien impostor trying to kill everyone.
So it basically another murder mystery kind of game? Bo-ring.
No! It's not like that at all! Here, let me explain:
The roles in Among Us Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
The Crewmates[edit | edit source]
The Crewmates are the regular people in Uncyclopedia that edit it and complete tasks. All in all, pretty boring.
The Impostor[edit | edit source]
Ah. The Impostor. The killer. The murderer. The life-taker. Jeffrey-
Okay. I get it.
The Impostor is to Among Us what the bee is to honey. What the author is to a book. What Sophia is to this wiki. What-
I told you! I get it!
Sheesh. Pipe down a bit. As I was saying, the Impostor is to-
Let's just skip ahead to the next section.
The Admins[edit | edit source]
The admins are the no-nonsense people of Uncyclopedia that help stop the Impostor. They also actually help run the game itself.
Wait, they made the game?
No. The person that made Among Us is Oscar Wilde.
Who is Oscar Wilde?
“I can't believe you don't know who I am!”
That was Oscar Wilde.
How to win[edit | edit source]
How to win as a regular player/Crewmate[edit | edit source]
To win as a Crewmate you have to complete all the tasks.
Everything you've just told me, I already knew.
Shut up and listen, will you?
How to win as the Impostor[edit | edit source]
To win as the Impostor, also known as the Vandal, you have to murder everyone on the ship.
Wow! I've learned exactly... nothing!
Shut up!
How to win as an Admin[edit | edit source]
Admins are the pillars of Uncyclopedia.
I though these were the pillars of Uncyclopedia.
No, those are the Five Pliers, not the pillars. Anyway, Admins can't win.
Then what's the use of being an Admin?
Good question.
The different colors[edit | edit source]
Colors? I learned about this in preschool! Besides, why are you teaching me about colors when you're supposed to be teaching me about Among Us. Uncyclopedia. Whatever.
Maybe if you'd actually let me talk and explain, you'd know!
Fine.
Ahem, so. Anyway, I was not talking about regular colors, I was talking about the different colors of the characters. Perhaps the below image will provide a better understanding.
Where are their arms?
Good question.
List of rooms in Among Us Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
The Cafeteria[edit | edit source]
The Cafeteria is the place where everyone votes to-
I thought this was
The Trash Compactor[edit | edit source]
The Trash Compactor is one of the most important rooms in Among Us. It takes all the garbage of Uncyclopedia-
Hold on, what's the use of having a garbage compactor in a video game?
Well, aren't you going to answer me?
No.