User:EricIsOnFire/Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
| Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones | |
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| Directed by | George Lucas |
| Written by | George Lucas Jonathon Hales Hitler |
| Starring | Ewan McGregor Hayden Christensen |
| Produced by | Rick Astley |
| Distributed by | Lucasfilm |
| Release date | May 16, 2002 |
| Runtime | Long as shit |
| Language | English |
| Budget | At least a dollar |
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones is a 2002 epic space opera directed and written by George Lucas with solicited writing help by Jonathon Hales Hitler. The film sucked balls; but it was eye candy so you don't see me complaining.
Opening Crawl[edit | edit source]
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
STAR WARS
EPISODE II
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is a lot of bitching in the Galactic Republic. Just like the American Civil War, people be separatin'.
The Separatist Movement, led by none other than Cunt Dooku, is making the job of the Jedi Knights rather tedious. Know what I'm sayin'?
No longer the Queen of Naboo, Senator Amidala is returning to Coruscant for some political debatin'...
Plot[edit | edit source]
Ten years after the events of The Phantom Menace, the Galactic Republic faces the threat of a massive separatist movement led by former Jedi Master Cunt Dooku. As history has taught us before, force must be used against those who try to leave. This ideology is put to the test when the Senate votes on the subject of an introduction to a Clone Army; the badasses that will eventually become storm troopers.