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Battle of Pink Cliffs
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Date Winter of 208 CE Location Chibi, China (Somewhere on the Yangtze River) Result  Burninate! (Cao Cao)
Belligerents
Cao Cao	Sun Quan Liu Bei
Commanders and leaders
Cao Cao Ebola	Zhou Yu Cheng Poop Liu Bei
Strength
50,000 At least one war ship	Around 1,000,000 (normal for Chinese battles, overpopulated AMIRITE?) MANY war ships
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The Battle of Pink Cliffs, also incorrectly referred to as the Battle of Red Cliffs, Battle of the Red Cliffs, or the Battle of Chibi/Chi Bi, was the forgotten largest naval battle in history fought between the forces of Cao Cao and the coalition forces of Liu Bei and Sun Quan in the winter of 208 CE.

Despite the fact that the coalition forces were "fucked", as modern historians have claimed, the naval battle finished against the odds. In the end...  BURNINATION OF CAO CLIT'S FLEET!!

It is the largest naval battle in history, according to most countries. However, according to white historical studies, it is the second largest naval battle in history.

Background

Blah blah blah Yellow Turban Rebellion.
Blah blah blah Campaign against Dong Zhuo.
Blah blah blah Conquest of Jiangdong.
Blah blah blah Lu Bu.
Blah blah blah Battle of Guandu.
Blah blah blah Battle of Changban.
Blah blah blah 9/11.
Blah blah blah Cao Cao's navy is big
Blah blah blah Furniture gets brutally murdered
Blah blah blah forging of an alliance

And thus the Battle of Pink Cliffs began.

As you can see from looking at this map; it is rather confusing and I'd rather not read it.