User:EmulsifiedExcuse

“To write a joke with a rigorous attitude is a joke in itself.”
~ agreeing ox

Welcome![edit | edit source]

An emu, the etymological source for emulsion.

Talk to me here. I tend to be unusually polite when I'm drunk, to the point of being creepy. To avoid embarrassment, I use a different username for every site.

So saunter along or have a look at these logs of stimulation-poor existence. I speak bastard English, so prepare yourself for unusual usage, gruesome grammar, and really-weird rhyming.

Don't worry, UnBooks:Vriesea is the last weird book thing I'll post here.

Userboxen, which I'm too lazy to find and add[edit | edit source]

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

The x-axis represents deep-ness, the y-axis represents weirdness, and the size of each circle represents the length of its corresponding article. Hover on the text in the graph to see the what each article is about. If there is no link, the article might have been deleted.

BN

Biology jokes

CP

Repressive corporation DLC: The COVID Pack

FSfK

Board game modeled on predatory publishing

D

Loquacious ununderstandability

QTg

Quality Triglycerol: The Z-fighting game that gets your blood boiling

HF

Mad anti-dieting story