User:EmulsifiedExcuse
“I only listen to music passively from subway-borne viral TikTok clips. So here's some silence.”
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Talk to me here. (I'm not really active lately, though I still check this email every month or so. Prod me if one of my templates go down, I'll deal with it.)
I tend to be unusually polite when I'm drunk, to the point of being creepy. To avoid embarrassment, I use a different username for every site.
So saunter along or have a look at these logs of stimulation-poor existence. I speak bastard English, so prepare yourself for unusual usage, gruesome grammar, and really-weird rhyming.
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Userboxen, which I'm too lazy to find and add[edit | edit source]
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The size of each circle represents the length of its corresponding article. Hover on the text in the graph to see the what each article is about. If there is no link, the article might have been deleted.
The result of messing with HTML/CSS without any actual knowledge of it.