User:Eat Moneyz

"HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN THiS STUPID USERS PAGE!"-Oscar Wilde

"Shut it"-Eat Moneyz

"This is a pointless article and nothing more than a useless vanity page."-Captain Obvious

Hello, you have found me, the little talked about, unsung hero of Uncyclopedia. I have gone on many undercover missions to the distant realm of Wikipedia. I have also created the incredible article: "OOOOOOOOOO and have vanquished the great warrior, Bob Ross. As you can see, i am the greatest uncyclopedian. (even though i am just a member)

The Great Cold War of 1812 (WIP)

Many years ago, on a dark night, Oscar Wilde's forces had been overcome by a great power know as

painting happy trees. BOB ROSS had begun his assault on the great land of Uncyclopedia, launching what would be known as "The Great Cold War of 1812"

Colonel Sanders (who was not a colonel at the time) had been working in his local Krispy Kreme when he got a letter notifying him that he had been drafted to fight in "The Great Cold War of 1812"

The goal of Bob Ross and the British Army (which was under the control of a political party known as the Nazis)

was to invade Uncyclopedia and enslave the Emus, so the United Nations invaded Uncyclopedia in order to take it back

Many other notable figures who fought in this war were Donald Trump, Mr. Rogers, and infamous traitor John Cena.

Sanders was in an elite squad made up of only the best soldiers, notable soldiers include; Donald Trump, Mr. Rogers, John Cena, Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, Commander Jimbo Wales, and Captain Jesus Christ.

The Elite Squad was known as "The Power Rangers" thees Power Rangers went on many covert missions to liberate Emus.

They also fought in the front lines of many important battles such as: "The Battle of Waterloo" and "the Battle of Bunker Hill"

The Power Rangers

The Power Rangers were armed with some of the most advanced tech in history, such as: "the YOMAMA", the Lance-With-A-Brick-On-The-End-Of-It, the Multi-Purpose Bullet,

The Laser-Guided Polar Bear, the Shuriken-Tipped Nunchuck Filled Grenade Filled Landmine, and many more deadly weapons.

Their missions were very dangerous, during one mission, the Power Rangers invaded a Nazi facility. The mission was to rescue important Emus that were captured,

it started off well at first, but then John Cena and Mr. Rogers went together to rescue some Emus. When they were alone in a room, John Cena pulled his pistol and shot Mr. Rogers point-blank

in the head (claiming a Nazi soldier did it) and then met up with a Nazi general. (no-one knew this of course). John Cena got away without suspicion.

Creation of the Fried Chicken Recipe

The Power Rangers had lost supplies for months, leading to a lack of progress on their mission. The lack of supply shipments caused them to go hungry, a few soldiers starved, Colonel Cornelius Cornwall even suffered cowation causing him to turn into a cow and then starve to death. This is when Sanders had an idea, he took the blood of a nearby dead Nazi, some magic powder, and nine other herbs and spices. (historians are still trying to discover these spices) This would be know as his "11 Secret Herbs and Spices" he took this secret mixture and put it on some chicken. This would feed the Power Rangers for the rest of the war. Sanders even used his 11 Secret Herbs and Spices in combat, he killed 100 Nazis with this weapon alone.