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A big and beautiful woman suggestively eating what would appear to be a piece of chicken.

BBW was originally an acronym for "Big Beautiful Women", a sexual fetish that developed during the 1960s, when the populace made a general shift from sexually repressed to just plain nasty. However, as sex (like everything else) became more complex, the acronym began to mean a number of diverse, yet equally gross, sexual deviances.

Big Beautiful Women

The largest and most widely known usage of the term, Big Beautiful Women refers to adult models that pride themselves on being horrendously over-weight. Videos containing these types of BBWs often show them stuffing themselves silly, rubbing their unbelievably huge abdomens with lubricant, and running for public office.

History

Like all fetishes everyone tries to pretend doesn't exist, BBWs originated from Japan. But because nobody in Japan is fat, it required an American visiting Japan who, dollar signs in her eyes and a burger in hand, decided there was money to be made. Thus the infamous publication PlayWhale was founded, and after catching fire in the far east slowly made its way to America. Where it stayed, because honestly who other than Americans would enjoy seeing a female sumo wrestler spilling barbeque sauce on herself?

Psychology

Theoretically, BBWs became popular because Americans are so damn fat that men across the country decided they might as well enjoy it. Women appreciate the fad because, if you want to be a porn star, you now have the option of either starving yourself and getting expensive plastic surgery or simply stuffing yourself until you start getting sailors running after you with harpoons.

Famous BBWs

• Rosie O'Donnell
• Mrs. Puff
• Franklin D. Roosevelt
• Your mother
• Jamie Lynn Spears (future BBW)
• That Numa Numa guy

Big Bitchy Women

An iconic image for BBitchyWs everywhere.

An even more selective taste than it's predecessor, models under the Big Bitchy Women category are, as the name would imply, total bitches. They're usually loud, libertarian, running for political office and rarely ever seen within two hundred feet of any kind of penis, unless said penis is helping to win them a presidential nomination.

History

The Big Bitchy Women fad began during the hey-day of the feminist movement. Like the original BBW movement, men found it consoling to get off on a quality most might find undesirable, after all they had to find something attractive in their wives as they aged. In the porn industry, BBW models were easy to come by, as even the most placid of females qualified for the role once a month.

Psychology

Originally thought to be a spin-off of the dominatrix brand of fetishes, the BBW fad is now understood to be a unique, sad little phenomenon that might be loosely connected to nihilism.

Famous BBitchyWs

• Rosie O'Donnel
• Hillary Clinton
• Mrs. Butterworth
• Uma Thermin
• Hillary Clinton
• Elizabeth Báthory
• Your mother
• Hillary Clinton

Big Beautiful Winnebago

An obscure fetish involving the insatiable lust for any image of a Winnebago, the popular brand of recreational vehicle. This is the only widely known car fetish, and coincidentally Winnebago is the only brand of car known to carry Syphilis and other STDs.

History

Winnebagos were well-known to be swinger crates, shagmobiles, and love rockets. Somehow somebody somewhere along the line got confused and started a porn site with just pictures of Winnebagos, and like any stupid retarded thing that crops up on the internet it quickly attained an enormous cult following.

Psychology

Some people are just plain kooky.

Famous BBWinnebagos

• Rosie O'Donnell
• Hillary Clinton
• That Numa Numa guy