User:Doublefudge/Ganon
 |
This article loves your mom, and your mom loves it back. |
“So we hear this guy is quite insatiable”
– Captain Understatement on Ganon
“The following reasons state why you must never Warlock Punch inside a bus”
– Oscar Wilde on Warlock Punch
“The Warlock Punch is the most maniacal source of energy in the universe.”
– Captain Irrelevant on the ability
“This guy is biased”
– Colonel Intense on Ganon
“Ganon is... asexually demented. He has suffered from syphilis because of psycho mollusks. His deafness has to deteriorate, and is the purpose of why he is not a virgin. We can retaliate his vagina, surrender to his penis and we rely on chronic exhibitionism, or can envy the sinner that qualifies Ganon. This creature has had a declaration of his insatiable personality in this medical testimony. Dyslexia or not, Ganon is extremely insatiable.”
– Mario on the testimony.
Ganon is an immortal creature and a villainous version of Merlin. Ganon is quite insatiable and was created after the semen of Hannah Montana and King Arthur were injected into an invention. Ganon is a vague surgeon that obtained no remarkable anticipation, as Chuck Norris was murdered. A realization was that Ganon suffers from dyslexia and is a marijuana addict.
History[edit | edit source]
Ganon, as aforementioned, was created after scientists injected the semen of Hannah Montana and King Arthur into an invention. Ganon utilizes the Warlock Punch (reminiscent of the Falcon Punch) to mimic Captain Falcon; however, Ganon was villainous and his antagonism became evil. His primary purpose was to murder Captain Falcon and retaliate as his entity. Ganon was hung with treason.
A Warlock Punch is acquired by the following.
15 tablespoons of Falcon Punch;
A pitch of Mario;
9 tablespoons of Beast Ganon;
An addition of Luigi and Waluigi;
and 21 tablespoons of Fireball.
The Warlock Punch (as an initial hostile takeover) was an acknowledged ability. Chuck Norris used Warlock Punch and the opposing professional suffered from tuberculosis.