User:Doofus/Your mother
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Your mom is a mentally retarded, homosexual hermaphrodite. She tried to be a whore, but no one would purchase her services, so she resorted to raping people. Some have claimed that it is illogical for a hermaphrodite to be homosexual. They are all going to hell.
People she has raped[edit | edit source]
- Your dad
- Your 17 other moms, including:
Criticism of this article[edit | edit source]
The statement that she is mentally retarded is a lie spread by evil liberals. She discovered a great scientific theory called "Your thing goes into my thing and it is FUN!" Liberals have made the outrageous accusation that it is a childish reference to sex. This is not true and anyone who believes it is going to hell.
This article is blatant vandalism and contains inappropriate and offensive language. The author is going to hell. Fuck Off! See what I mean?!
This article is not specific. It only says "Your mother" and does not specify which of your 19 moms. This is an example of liberal bias. People who think that that statement contradicts the earlier statement that your mom has raped you 17 other moms are going to hell.
This article says that people are going to hell too much and people who think that this sentence is hypocritical are going to hell.