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Im def not a femboy... yet

Hello, my name is Crangis McBasketball Delta III, and I approve this user profile.

Why Should You Care About Me?[edit | edit source]

because you should. I am one of the 12 hearos of charlemagne and i will steal your kidneys. if you do not give me my PHP extension on visual studio code, i will lose my shit and attack you too.

honestly, we need to reintergrate the upper peninsula into Packerstan. so much woolly mammoths that could've roamed the earth had michigan not gone on a hissy fit over one measly pathetic rust belt city. houghton, wisconsin when? really soon. really. greater wisconsin today, greater wisconsin tomorrow, greater wisconsin forever.

have you ever tried cherries? that shit goes hard mg, really fucking hard. best substances we have ever manufactured on the earth; i should try cranberries next, then either copper wiring or bus- north dakota is really just wisconsin but great plains edition. we're too wet to be a large rain shadow and those three residents figured it out very easily.

can we all agree that the best birds to ever exist are seagull? no? aww... you made me angry. die.

Articles Made[edit | edit source]

  1. astolfo
  2. door county
  3. copper country
  4. felix (fake disambiguation page)
  5. slavic-american war
  6. the adolf hitler table
  7. wisconsinasia

deer[edit | edit source]

mandatory deer image:

wha da deer doin

What Do You?[edit | edit source]

In my free time, i either script, work on an AI group, or do random articles because im bored.

Top 6 People I Do Not Like[edit | edit source]

  1. Ice Cream Hair Kids: get those motherfuckers out of my sight. literally none of these asshats have anything good to contribute to the world because they are sexually attracted to skibidi toilet instead of normal people being attracted to boys, girls, or non-binary people
  2. Serbian asskissers: stop framing me for destroying Bosnia you pookie dookie long barrel uneducated single men.
  3. MAGA: They're MAGA large and MAGA annoying
  4. guy who invented SQL: you know who you are
  5. Your girlfriend
  6. Michigan State fans: you know why, and by all means i do not support those buckeyes.

Fun Facts[edit | edit source]

  1. I'm a registered resident of kwahuiundhuauhfsbgbwvefguvebwu
  2. my bisexual ahh cant comprehend your existence of a mortal soul as i die every night but i have about four thousand totems of undying left
  3. do not show me a furry, i will execute it on the spot
  4. soggy cat
  5. first person to visit grassy ass as a non-native femboy
  6. i do sometimes watch anime
  7. wordpad > notepad

Badges of Honor[edit | edit source]

God fuck my life why do i have to do this:

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