User:Coda9

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Jesus Loves This Page

The Jee Man Himself has Shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this page and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.


“This so called "Jesus" of "Nazareth" is a false hope. Everybody know the real Jesus lives in Canada, ...did i mention he was also God?”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Truth

It was once said that Cody was Jesus and/or God.

Here's the proof:


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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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More About How Awesome I Am[edit | edit source]

“In Soviet Russia, house agrees YOU!!”

I am the only man on earth that can perform and land a reverse quadruple barrel roll from the back of a milk truck. Don't believe me?

Well then you don't believe in Jesus, ...or God. therefore you would be Atheist thus, probably right.


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