User:Chiyonosake

Chiyonosake, wolf of the rice wine

“i am such a cock sucker, i hate that i was molested”

– Chiyonosake on himself

Biography

L.I.P. (life in progress)

this user is capable of sucking a millions cocks a minute, resulting in his seman clad armour which eh wears to formal events and cooking classes. once when he was 11 he got grounded for touching the neigjbor kids pp. at 12 hert got gtrounded for having a mouth full of dicks. after being raped at the tender age pf 5 he has been frantically molesting anything on legs. what...the.... hell?

Facts

• white and into chocolate swirl
• fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic and other terrible music
• is willing to be shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated, for a small fee, an additional 30 centimeters and the right to be called master cockbreath.
• is not good at making his own pages or anythign else for that atter.
• likes making doods jizz
• is a near-religious fap user
• macs fun of whoppers
• memorized Holy Grail really well which adds to his gay scale
• can recite it right now and have you get bored of the terrible movie refrence

False rumours

• likes woman
• not them either
• not a gaylord mastermind.

Babel templates
nl N This user is a native speaker of Dutch. nl N		This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)		Ceci n'est pas un Belge ...because Uncyclopedia frowns upon cursing. (List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
wr X This user only speaks Write-only enough to seduce native Write-only speakers. wr X		wr G This user does not speak Write-only and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Write-only speakers. wr G
sa 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm. sa 2		pika F This user got an F in Pikachu and likes their native language better (if they have one). pika F
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.		♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...		\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/
:o Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? :o		This user is a geek.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego		This user should not be trusted.