User:CardcaptorStacey/Stacey's Stupid Quotes
My Oscar Wilde Quotes[edit | edit source]
“This guy is a total babe magnet!”
– Oscar Wilde on Bill Gates
<-- My favourite!
“Can I man really have that many shitty days?”
– Oscar Wilde on Jack Bauer
“I watch the Butterfly PV 24/7! Especially in slow mo!”
– Oscar Wilde on Koda Kumi
“He spends all the money on building a shitty Millenium Dome that no one gives a shit about, then he rises tax to get money he's supposed to spend on hospitals in the first place. Is this guy a bigger moron than George Bush? No, I don't think that's possible”
– Oscar Wilde on Tony Blair
“Why doesn't Gates just called it Windows I-Look-So-Much-Like-Mac-OS? People didn't even like Windows before, why would they want a new and improved version of a bunch of crap?”
– Oscar Wilde on Windows Vista
“Gay? No, I think you mean the Queen of England”
– Oscar Wilde on Freddie Mercury
“If only they made Pokémon Wilde...”
– Oscar Wilde on Pokémon
“This guy is more of a lethal weapon than me! It hangs kinda low too”
– Oscar Wilde on Mel Gibson
“Geez, what the f**k is wrong with their eyes?!”
– Oscar Wilde on Anime
“Who's that sexy penguin?”
– Oscar Wilde on Tux
“Life's a bitch and then you meet me”
– Oscar Wilde on Life
“So, who is the funny one then?”
– Oscar Wilde on Friends
“boku wa...kimi no...Vanilla!! (I'm your Vanilla)”
– Oscar Wilde on Gackt
“Sports candy? Go stick it up my ass”
– Oscar Wilde on Sportacus' Sports candy
My Other Quotes[edit | edit source]
“I'm so gonna roundhouse kick that f**king Windows logo”
– Chuck Norris on Microsoft Windows
“I love him really”
– Chuck Norris on Jack Bauer
“If Day 6 is going to star Oscar Wilde as the next threat to L.A., then we are fucked.”
– Jack Bauer on Oscar Wilde
“Since the Matrix was running on Windows, Smith got an BSOD and died”
– Linus Torvalds on The Matrix
“If they used Windows on their computers, I'll be surprised if they actually caught any terrorists”
– Linus Torvalds on 24
“Previously on 24!”
– Jack Bauer on 24
“Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!!”
– Jack Bauer on Audrey
“I never actually considered being gay, but I would do this guy anytime.”
– George Bush on Linus Torvalds
“OMG! You are my father!”
– Tux on Linus Torvalds
“I pity da fool who uses Windows!”
– Mr.T on Microsoft Windows
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”
– You on Microsoft Windows
“Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans! I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?”
– Kim Jong-Ill on Weapons of Mass Destruction
“I'll help to throw the Jews down the well”
– Mel Gibson on Borat
“Knighted? He's not even British! Fuck you, sir”
– British public on Bill Gates