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My Oscar Wilde Quotes[edit | edit source]

“This guy is a total babe magnet!”

– Oscar Wilde on Bill Gates

<-- My favourite!

“Can I man really have that many shitty days?”

– Oscar Wilde on Jack Bauer

“I watch the Butterfly PV 24/7! Especially in slow mo!”

– Oscar Wilde on Koda Kumi

“He spends all the money on building a shitty Millenium Dome that no one gives a shit about, then he rises tax to get money he's supposed to spend on hospitals in the first place. Is this guy a bigger moron than George Bush? No, I don't think that's possible”

– Oscar Wilde on Tony Blair

“Why doesn't Gates just called it Windows I-Look-So-Much-Like-Mac-OS? People didn't even like Windows before, why would they want a new and improved version of a bunch of crap?”

– Oscar Wilde on Windows Vista

“Gay? No, I think you mean the Queen of England

– Oscar Wilde on Freddie Mercury

“If only they made Pokémon Wilde...”

– Oscar Wilde on Pokémon

“This guy is more of a lethal weapon than me! It hangs kinda low too”

– Oscar Wilde on Mel Gibson

“Geez, what the f**k is wrong with their eyes?!”

– Oscar Wilde on Anime

“Who's that sexy penguin?”

– Oscar Wilde on Tux

“Life's a bitch and then you meet me”

– Oscar Wilde on Life

“So, who is the funny one then?”

– Oscar Wilde on Friends

“boku wa...kimi no...Vanilla!! (I'm your Vanilla)”

– Oscar Wilde on Gackt

“Sports candy? Go stick it up my ass”

– Oscar Wilde on Sportacus' Sports candy

My Other Quotes[edit | edit source]

“I'm so gonna roundhouse kick that f**king Windows logo”

– Chuck Norris on Microsoft Windows

“I love him really”

– Chuck Norris on Jack Bauer

“If Day 6 is going to star Oscar Wilde as the next threat to L.A., then we are fucked.”

– Jack Bauer on Oscar Wilde

“Since the Matrix was running on Windows, Smith got an BSOD and died”

– Linus Torvalds on The Matrix

“If they used Windows on their computers, I'll be surprised if they actually caught any terrorists”

– Linus Torvalds on 24

“Previously on 24!”

– Jack Bauer on 24

“Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!!”

– Jack Bauer on Audrey

“I never actually considered being gay, but I would do this guy anytime.”

– George Bush on Linus Torvalds

“OMG! You are my father!”

– Tux on Linus Torvalds

“I pity da fool who uses Windows!”

– Mr.T on Microsoft Windows

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

– You on Microsoft Windows

“Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans! I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?”

– Kim Jong-Ill on Weapons of Mass Destruction

“I'll help to throw the Jews down the well”

– Mel Gibson on Borat

“Knighted? He's not even British! Fuck you, sir”

– British public on Bill Gates