User:CaptainObvious

“She's a female version of me. ”

– Captain Obvious on User:CaptainObvious

Captain(a) Obvious(a)

Captaina Obviousa is just like Captain Obvious, except Female, British and with better superpowers, including Mind Reading, Eye Beams and the ability to turn into a grue. She is sometimes accompanied by her side-kick, Irony Girl.

Main Goals

Captaina Obviousa's main goals are to protect the Uncyclopedia pages of things that are stupid and not just funny.

Favourite Pages

England
Secret Page
Captain Obvious

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