User:Big Dave

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“I have to revert nine out of ten of his edits. But the tenth makes it all worthwhile.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Big Dave
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This user be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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This user stops for hammertime.
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This user is a total UKer
and will commit murder for a proper cup of tea.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user was brought to you by the letters XXX and the number π.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is elite.
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This user puts the you know what in the you know where.
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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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typo-F This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).


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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user has eye beams.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is a complete, irredeemable belfry. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and exercise at a glycerin.
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Big Dave is a certified Goatsebuster! This user has done their part to stamp out Goatse wherever it is found on the Internets, and especially on Uncyclopedia!