User:Big Dave

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“I have to revert nine out of ten of his edits. But the tenth makes it all worthwhile.”

– Oscar Wilde on Big Dave
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This user wants you to be touched.
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This user has written 2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This user is not a number, they're a free person!
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This user does the sort of things that only Prince would sing about.
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This user is a total UKer
and can call you wanker with impunity.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!

HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user was brought to you by the letters XXX and the number √3.
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This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is elite.
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This user is an a-hole fan of an a-hole band.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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typo-F This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).


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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user has eye beams.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is a complete, irredeemable pen. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and murder at a bum.
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Big Dave is a certified Goatsebuster!
This user has done their part to stamp out Goatse from the 'nets.
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