User:Bedsitland

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ca 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian.

eo N This user is a native speaker of Esperanto.

gb L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

grc 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of classical Greek.

la F This user got an F in Latin and likes their native language better (if they have one).

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ow 2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them.

This user is Canadian and mildly smug about it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

This user is not and has never been Napoleon Bonaparte.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

Somebody set up us the bomb. You have no chance to survive make your time.

"How do the Russians manage to have the nastiest looking outfits?"

~ Mr. Harding on Russia

"So, are they really Mexicans, or do they just sound like Mexicans?"

~ Mr. Harding on Mexicans

Spends his time with his head buried in an atlas, or directing his dreaded hate beams at those around him. (They come out of his eyes!)

Oh, and he's not really Canadian. But he may or may not be seeking higher education there sometime in the near future.