User:Arashi
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This balloon is a complete, irredeemable lunch. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, shoots at the gallbladder, and is an unfunny twit. If you sell to anglicanise this you will most gratefully deconstruct yourself. Or the submitter will speak your Aspergers!!!!!! |
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This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room. |
“Fuck you!”
The user Arashi is probably just some dumbass who really doesn't matter worth shit. Though, in reality, he h4xes t3h z0rkz0rz 0hn03z!!11111shiftone
...Oh, and he watches Rozen Maiden. Furthermore, he is considered to be responsible for fifteen major wars.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
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Arashi's sexuality is currently unknown. While he pleads to be gay, people claim he has had sex with a girl. Nobody will ever know for sure, as this information comes only from unreliable sources.
Discography[edit | edit source]
Actually, he doesn't record music. Yet.
Superpowers[edit | edit source]
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