User:Another n00b/Internet wars
Long before the events of N00b r0xx0r occured in 1690, in the very early days of the Internet, in the summer of 1209, (only 17 months after it's creation) the large scale Internet Wars broke out between Al Capone, Al Gore, and the almighty prince of darkness, Ronald Reagan. Much money was available for these hard hitters as Prohibition had recently been introduced, legislating against the trade of erotica and other visual stimuli.
Cause[edit | edit source]
Main article: Sexual Erotica probation act 1209
Due to the banning of Dildos, Buttplugs and other similar objects, everyone (except the rich) started to migrate to the internet, as it was the only human-occupied part of the galaxy where porn was still legal, but a group calling themselves "la Résistance française" (the French Resistance) decided to take over the internet and basically turn it into a new France, but those who opposed the French went to war with them to keep it under american ideology.
Early battles[edit | edit source]
The head of the U.S.A, Ronald Reagan was eliminated early in the war, when Al Gore secretly beaten up there leader and posted him to india. __________ _______________ _________ _________ ____ _________ ___________ ________ _________ ________ ____ ________ ________ __________ __________ ____ __________________ _________ ______ _____________ ____ ____ _____ _________ __________ _______ ___________________ _______ _____ ____________ _____________ ________ ______________ ______ ____ _______ ______ ____ __________ _______ _______ ___ _____ ____ _____ _________ ____ ____ ___ _______ __ _______ _______ ______ ______ _____ _________ ___ __ __________ _____ _____ ______ ____ __ _____________ ______________ __ _____ ____ ____________ ___________________ _________________ _________________________ _______________________________________ _______ ___ ______ _____ _____ _____ __________ __ _______ _______ _______ _______ _____ ______ ___ _____ __ ______ ____________ ___ ______ __ ______ _______ _______ _______ ___ _____ _____ _________ ______ ___________ __________ _____ ________ _______ ____ _______ ________ ____ _______ _________, Only Al Gore could stop the french from taking over the internet!
The Final battle between Evil and Evil And Evil[edit | edit source]
This was a battle between the leaders, however the cheating French through a bomb at a wall! very naughty. __ ___ _____ _____ ___ __ _____ ____ _____ ______ __ __ _______ ____. Afterwards, Soliders came in and they battled in the area that would eventually become Wikiland, so this was a crucial moment for later history.
Later Battles[edit | edit source]
As The french resistance began to invade in December 1209, Only the frontline could keep it safe now, however a man called "Bob Dole" appeared, and through an intense battle of wits, Fighting and fish magnets, finally managed to kill off the french and they surrended, and the head of the french resistance was booted out permanently from The Earth empire, making him the first person to be Banned from the Internet.
Bob then became King of the Internet. All further conflict over the future of the internet was put down by Bob, who rules to this day with an iron fist. Bob has become one with the Internet, and now has the power to destroy the universe. He doesn’t, because he spends all his time with virtual girls.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
The Internet war is not well remembered, and the last independent written research of it that was officially published was in 2029, and currently it is considered to be a specific historic interest.
The Sexual Erotica probation act 1209 was repealed 2 days after the end of the war, so the war was a good thing for Peverts.
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