User:1RAQATTACK!/EXTREME white bread
Are you tired of ordinary white bread? Does it leave constantly unsatisfied? If you want more from the most important EXTREME food group, I am here to tell you that it is possible, at an EXTREME price! This bread will change your life! Just ask any of are amazingly sexy costumers!
“I want to be just like that when I grow up.”
“I always have a slice before I play with little boys.”
The EXTREME history[edit | edit source]
EXTREME White bread was first created in the early 1700 by Jack Bauer who was tired of living such an EXTREME life and then having to eat just plain white bread. After spending countless hours in the lab Jack came up with the Bauer secret family recipe which would latter become known as EXTREME White bread. Since he went on a new EXTREME deit he has savied the world from terriorists 24 times and hasnt taken a crap for 300 years. Now thats what I call living. EXTREME white bread isnt just for the insanly awsome, you can buy it too, for a price.
EXTREME uses[edit | edit source]
EXTREME White bread can be used by anyone who wants to EXTREMEAFY their life. If your tired of cars that don't blow up and airplanes that can't go 20,000 leagues under the sea? Than EXTREME white bread may be for you! No longer will you be able to casualy walk to work, you will have to outwit ninjas, nazis, sniper kitties and angry tourists! Are you up to the challenge? Well screw you it has alredy begun! EXTREME White bread should not be taken by people who are pregnant, dying, living, morbidly obease, vaginas or name starts with F9.
EXTREME side effects[edit | edit source]
The consuption of EXTREME white bread may result in but is not limited to one or more of the following symtoms.
- EXTREME vomiting
- EXTREME nasuea
- EXTREME living
- EXTREME vaginal cramps
- EXTREME Death
The EXTREME adventures of that one guy who ate to much[edit | edit source]
Once there was this guy who ate four slices of EXTREME white bread because he ran out of hamburger buns. That is a giant mistake. You should always check to see if you have enough hamburger buns before grilling them or you could end up like that guy and you dont want that. Well after overdosing on the bread the guy noticed that he had somehow aqiured the fly at EXTREME speeds and lift EXTREMELY unfunny boxes. He went on an EXTREME funny destroying rampage that cost millions in damages. He destroyed things that most people didnt know exsisted untill he destroyed them including uncyclopedia. He then had an EXTREME case of diherea.
People who have said "Screw you" ordinary white bread and now only eat the EXTREME kind[edit | edit source]
- Jack bauer
- Chuck Norris
- Oscar wilde
- IRAQATTACK1!!1!11!!
- This Guy
- That guy
- Ninjas
- The entire 1972 Dolphins