Windows Odyssey

The futuristic desktop of Odyssey leaves many people completely speechless. Just look at it

The startup screen consists of a very modern look and feel, aprooved by Snoop Dogg

Windows Odyssey is the best release of Windows ever made. Released in the distant year of 2077, it was actually not made by Microsoft, but by the imortal alien being known as Gabe Newell, alongside 18 term president of all McDonalds around the world, Barack Obama. The thing that makes it so great is that it has the brand new technology Internet 2, made entirely for monkeys, the brand new code writer called "Win Em Bucks", developed by the same developers that made the infamous BSOD (Beautifull screen of Delightfulness), and most importantly, the inclusion of Minesweeper 2, originally made by Shrek for the purpose of it being realistic, where if you got yourself into a mine, your personal computer will dissapear! All of these three features made the OS be the most perfect thing ever made on Earth! Here are a few of the positive comments that it recieved:

" " - Rock

"yes" - Billy Mays

"Virus-free experience! I like it!" - Bill Gates

"Internet 2 is awesome!1! Luv it!!!" - Rick Astley

Gabe, the legendary creator of this OS

After the positive reviews, Gabe Newell has responded that there will be an even better Odyssey 2, but hasn't promised if Odyssey 3 will exist!

History

Early Development (1500-1900)

The project dates all the way back to the year 1500, where the infamous engineer and nerd, Leonardo da Vinci asked himself while in the bathroom... hmm. How can I make great Windows?! To which he took a pencil and made the first ever concept of Windows Odyssey. He did the whole thing on a real window, but soon realised that you can't do anything, except stare at the beautiful 4:3 static desktop with a wallpaper! The name "Odyssey" came to mind from a combination of two words, Jon Arbuckle's dog Odie and the word say, creating Odiesay. Vinci did not know how to spell it properly, so it came out writen as Odyssey.

Different owners phase (1900-1950)

As human beings started to get interested in the seemingly obscure Vinci, someone stole the infamous Window drawing in 1901 and put it in auction. It was sold within 1 second of auction, with the buyer being the Holland leader, Thomas Griffin (great grandfather of Peter Griffin). However his ownership lasted merely 6 months, with it not even being developed further.