Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints/Paid Adversement

From Uncyclopedia Legal Department/Complaints#Paid Adversement:

I complain against the fact that I'm not actually paid for editing Uncyclopedia. I know nobody else is paid either, but it's me I'm talking about here!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? In fact I suspect somebody else is being paid. Guildy is so productive he might be! THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD. -- Style  Guide 09:43, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to complain that Style  Guide makes more money than I do for editing Uncyclopedia! When will the endless legal fees stop?!? (Seriously though, why aren't you getting paid the two bits that Syndrome and I are?)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05:14, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I complain that you used my signature Happytimes! -- Style  Guide Date/time (UTC)

Complaint Synopsis:

Shorthand

Multiliteralist *CA* not getting paid. Happytimes *CA* ~M~ making more than ~H~. ~M~ *CA* ~H~ using his signature.

Longhand

Multiliteralist complains about not getting paid. Happytimes complains about Multiliteralist making more than Happytimes. Multiliteralist complains about Happytimes using his signature.