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No More Heroes

I've done some modifications with this No More Heroes article, but I don't know what else to do to get rid of the Ugly tag....

Kyrtuck 02:52, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

I've removed the tag, but after reading the first paragraph I decided I probably shouldn't review this. It's not really my style. --T. (talk) 13:43, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll give it a shot even though I've never heard of this thing... Probably not going to be pretty. Don't worry about these scores too much: this is from someone who doesn't even play video games.   Le Cejak • <12:14 May 26, 2009>

No More Heroes is being reviewed by CajekHi! Your Source for Fine Scented Pee And Whatever Else Comes Out Of Him

Humour:	2.4	Avg of section scores (remember, 7 is average for various reasons I'm not going into now): Introduction (3/10): The reason this isn't a 2 is because you explain (slightly) what "No More Heroes" actually is. The quotes? Get rid of 'em: they're cliché. You said something about urine right in the opening paragraph? groan, say all the people over the age of 8. Don't take it personally: it's really tough to do a good intro. 1 Gameplay (2/10): Remember, you have to write articles for everyone including those of us who have never heard of this game before. As far as "sperm powered light sabers" go, I don't know if you're parodying the game or just making something up entirely. I have nothing to go on, and again, people over the age of 14 are shaking their heads in disgust. 2 Plot (4/10): Well, I kind of understand what the game's about. Maybe this should've been the first section, since it's more important than gameplay? However, the rape jokes and the weird picture make me, and anyone over 13, cringe. To make it in Uncyc, you have to be pretty mature, so when you do rape jokes they have to make sense. Sperm, poop, and rape jokes in an article about a video game really make us just roll our eyes: the problem is these jokes are not offensive ENOUGH. For a video game article, though, I wouldn't even try it. 2.1 Bosses (1/10): Lists? People don't like reading lists, we've found. If you do a list adequately, it can be okay, but this list is not. First, we don't know what you're parodying, so when you start listing off names we've never heard of, we get lost. When you bring our mothers into the conversation, the chorus of eye rolling begins. 3 Reception (1/10): it makes no sense to me. Who's a geek? What about sperm? Hacked to pieces?? What the ffff- 3.1 Controversy (1/10): Oh, thank you for that gay butt-rape section! You can make fun of "teh gayz", but it has to make sense okay? You can't throw in sperm, rape, and poo jokes without reason. 3.2 Sequel (5/10): A little better! However, we still don't know who or what you're parodying when you start talking about "dragon emperors" and so forth. At least you stayed away from that stupid shit I warned you about for the last six sections. 4 Movie (4/10): I don't know, my eyes glazed over on this section. The main character's a geek, apparently, there's soft-core porn or something... Whatever... 4.1 Wanted: Weapons of Mate (1/10): Making a video game based on the movie? I thought they already had a video game... I'm lost.
Concept:	2	I would recommend Guildensternenstein, who has gotten three or so featured video game articles. Video games are very hard to make funny, because 90% of us haven't played whatever your favorite game is. Video game articles have to make fun of the game, genre, or video games altogether. Your style, poop, sperm, and gay jokes might make sense to someone who played the game (I doubt it), but the rest of us have already gone to some other article. Make fun of video games as a whole, not just No More Heroes (which I'm still not clear on).
Prose and formatting:	4	medium level problems, including multiple lists and typos.
Images:	3	A picture of the box, okay, and a picture of something else... neither picture has a funny caption.
Miscellaneous:	2.9	avg'd per {{pee}}
Final Score:	14.3	A lot of work needs to be done here, but if you really want to make fun of this game you'll be able to do it.
Reviewer:	Le Cejak • <12:14 May 26, 2009>