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Duke Nukem Forever

Still needs improvements, more content will be added if people think that this old joke needs to carry on. Krigo 22:36, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

This is a very short article, and I see an expansion tag. I don't know if I can help, but this has been on the queue for so long that it needs to be reviewed.   Le Cejak • <5:10 May 27, 2009>

Duke Nukem Forever is being reviewed by CajekHi! Your Source for Fine Scented Pee And Whatever Else Comes Out Of Him

Humour:	2.3	avg of all sections Introduction (3/10): I played Duke Nukem 3D back in the '90s. I know this game is never going to be completed. Other than that observation, I don't know how to make this funny. This section is quote-filled, which in itself is a sign that the author didn't have much of a direction. Release (1/10): Well, it's only two or so sentences long and I don't understand what the comedic link is here. Leak (2/10): Oscar Wilde and "Eat shit and die"? Poor form, Krigo :) Reception (3/10): I didn't really understand.
Concept:	3	Well, this isn't an article about the character, Duke Nukem (which might be more interesting), it's about the game. Articles about video games have a very limited audience. One person who's been able to get VG articles featured is Guildensternenstein, and you may want to talk to him. I for one don't like fanboys fawning over something I don't get, and I know you don't either, so low score here. What could be expanded? I have no idea. The joke is too simple: that the game will never be finished. In fact, it never will be finished, so the joke is now reality. Because of this, there is now no joke in this article. What kind of commentary can one give on a game that hasn't even been made? The answer is "none," without a miracle. Don't expect many people to have ideas on expansion in this.
Prose and formatting:	5	Obviously, the article is short but the idea of how to make acceptable formatting is there.
Images:	4	There's an image, but it's not funny or interesting.
Miscellaneous:	3.6	avg'd via {{Pee}}
Final Score:	17.9	The amount of work you'd have to do with this idea-- the amount of work anyone would have to do to make this work-- is far more than the payoff. Focus on something else for a while, and maybe something will come to you. I hope I helped, man!
Reviewer:	Le Cejak • <5:10 May 27, 2009>