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From Undictionary:N[edit source]
Negative thinking[edit source]
However bad things may look at the moment they can always get worse.
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Lightening never strikes twice. Don't you believe it!
New York Second[edit source]
The shortest known interval of time. Defined as the period between the traffic lights turning green and the taxi behind you sounding his horn.
NonFamous[edit source]
A different form of infamous, meaning instead of hearing bad things about you, no one's heard about you at all.
See also: Cult favorite
Norway[edit source]
Nice place.
From Wii[edit source]
Confirmed games[edit source]
- Metroid Prime: expected to biicome an instant top seller, due to the large amounts of tiinage boys dying to have Samus Aran on their Wii.
- Zelda: Twighlight Priincess.
From Forum:I propose we stop the f***ing cussing![edit source]
Russian Reversal jokes are stupid. Now, let's do some math. Let's discuss transcendental numbers. A transcendental number is a (possibly complex) number that is not the root of any integer polynomial, meaning that it is not an algebraic number of any degree. Every real transcendental number must also be irrational, since a rational number is, by definition, an algebraic number of degree one. A complex number z can be tested to see if it is transcendental using the Mathematica command Not[Element[x, Algebraics]]. Transcendental numbers are important in the history of mathematics because their investigation provided the first proof that circle squaring, one of the geometric problems of antiquity that had baffled mathematicians for more than 2000 years was, in fact, insoluble. Specifically, in order for a number to be produced by a geometric construction using the ancient Greek rules, it must be either rational or a very special kind of algebraic number known as a Euclidean number. Because the number pi is transcendental, the construction cannot be done according to the Greek rules. Liouville showed how to construct special cases (such as Liouville's constant) using Liouville's approximation theorem. In particular, he showed that any number that has a rapidly converging sequence of rational approximations must be transcendental. For many years, it was only known how to determine if special classes of numbers were transcendental. The determination of the status of more general numbers was considered an important enough unsolved problem that it was one of Hilbert's problems. Great progress was subsequently made by Gelfond's theorem, which gives a general rule for determining if special cases of numbers of the form alpha^beta are transcendental. Baker produced a further revolution by proving the transcendence of sums of numbers of the form alphalnbeta for algebraic numbers alpha and beta...
From Futurama[edit source]
From Killed[edit source]
In general terms, to have died.
- It sucks.
- Really.
- Pretty boring too.
- Don't try it.
From Emo fashion[edit source]
Hair[edit source]
- Male Emo Hair Styles consist of one-eyed hair cuts or just pushing their hair all to one side. Colors consist of hot pink, dayglow colors, ice blue, and shockingly bright purple.
- Female Emo Hair Styles is key to identifying a female Emo. Some like to keep it short, some keep it long but above all, look out for the wacko colors they dye their hair with. Sometimes, it's hot pink. HOT PINK! Other colors may include bright red, bright blue, bright purple, or bright green.
Clothing[edit source]
- General Emo Fashion tight clothes whether it be shirts or pants, and studded belts, converses, and band t-shirts
- Male Emo Fashion is typically dark in manner. This whole group consists of a bunch of sad, depressed males who love to try and cram their bodies into the tightest fitting clothes they can wear As for their hair, it is typically black,meticulously straightened, combed down in front of their face, and sometimes a wide variety of random colors
- Female Emo Fashion skin tight band t-shirts, tight black pants, lots of layers, lightning bolts, cherries, stars, black mixed with a bright, flourescent color, cardigans, horn-rimmed glasses, ballet flats, leggings, the hair is straight and generally has choppy layers and bangs
From Thabo Mbeki[edit source]
'Thabo Mbeki is an internationally known South African Scientist who has found the cure of AIDS by using beetroot and the internet.
From Questionivity[edit source]
questionivity, plural of questionitive
From Turbo[edit source]
A turbo is a device that is added to cars to make them go faster it was invented in 1980 by the now lord Turbo of farquat,it was designed to be added to all those yuppie porkers, how it works it takes hot gases and uses these to spin the rotors in order to produce higher boost on the car. Many yuppies in the 80s discovered that adding a pipe in to the interior and inserting it in to the anal cavity , along with the consumption of many cans of baked beans would allow to boost the car be several PSI in order to make it even faster
From Hydraulics[edit source]
hydraulics go in the bottom of a car and it goes vroom vroom!!!
From Pagan[edit source]
A Pagan is anyone who does not follow one of the Abrahamic religions IE Islam, or Christianity. This includes Hinduism, Wicca, and Druidry. Pagans are usually liberals, feminists, environmentalists, and "nonconformists".
From James Bond (character)[edit source]
Who was James Bond when you were born?[edit source]
“I was born in the Timothy Dalton era.”
“I wish that I was born in the Pierce Brosnan era.”
NOTE: This poll is only for those who were born in 1962 or later. There is no George Lazenby era.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.
From Tesco[edit source]
Tesco’s Functional Areas
Human Resources
• Training
o Health + Safety
E.g. drivers in warehouses, staff that stack shelves in stores
o Management training
Talent search – looking for employees who have potential and then dtraining them.
• Recruitment
o Tesco’s recruitment process includes Group interviews and Single interviews
o Recruitment is important because employing the wrong person could lose Tesco profit.
• Tesco has a wide variety of jobs in stores, Head office and delivery.
• Tesco offers a wide range of rewards to workers including increasing their pay giving bonuses offering promotions and giving shares.
• Staff performance is where staffs performance is monitored e.g. a store manager
• Trade Unions
o Problems with employer
• Records
o Name and address
o Bank details
Distribution
• The distribution department delivers products to houses and to Tesco’s departments
• Dispatched at the right time
o Deliver to houses
o Deliver to Tesco warehouses
o Don’t damage goods
• Vehicles
o Refuelling
o Maintenance
o Drivers
Information Technology
• Tesco’s I.T department manage most of the stores IT equipment for example the department maintains the computers the tills, communication services, and the website.
Purchasing
• The Purchasing department stocks and supplies products e.g. food
Finance
• Management accounting - financial and management reporting
• Audit - Internal and compliance audit
• Treasury
• Tax
• International Finance
• Group Reporting
Marketing
• Online Shopping
• Advertising
o TV
o Newspaper
• Meeting customers needs
From Fire Emblem[edit source]
Fire Emblem (ファイアーエムブレム?) is a fantasy tactical role-playing video game franchise developed by Intelligent Systems (specifically Shouzou Kaga),[1] the maker of Advance Wars (which shares some of Fire Emblem's strategic elements), and published by Nintendo. The Fire Emblem series is well-known for its innovation and for being one of the first Eastern style tactical role-playing games, with a strong emphasis on Western forms of medieval folklore. The series is also renowned for having deeply developed characters, as well as the fact that most units' death—or defeat in battle—is permanent in the game until the end of the playthrough.[2] The series currently spans eleven games, and has been released on the Family Computer, Super Famicom, Game Boy Advance, GameCube, Nintendo DS and Wii.[3] In August 2008, Nintendo released Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon for the Nintendo DS, a remake of the first game, Fire Emblem: Ankoku Ryū to Hikari no Ken, and the first Fire Emblem game to have online features.[4]
From Arachibutyrofobia[edit source]
Arachibutyrofobia is the fear of getting peanutbutter stuck in your mouth.
From Kappa Kappa Kappa[edit source]
Kappa Kappa Kappa—commonly abbreviated KKK and called colloquially The KKK— is a group of useless shits who like killing people and being racist assholes.American South.
From Brianna frost[edit source]
porn star
From Dehydration[edit source]
Dehydration means your body does not have as much water and fluids as it should. Dehydration can be caused by losing too much fluid, not drinking enough water or fluids, or both. Vomiting and diarrhea are common causes.
Infants and children are more susceptible to dehydration than adults because of their smaller body weights and higher turnover of water and electrolytes. The elderly and those with illnesses are also at higher risk.
Dehydration is classified as mild, moderate, or severe based on how much of the body's fluid is lost or not replenished. When severe, dehydration is a life-threatening emergency.
Fanta[edit source]
Fanta is a synthetic drink made by coke ain cola company. It tastes like orange pee and comes in cans and bottles shaped a bit like a dick.
Angus Beef[edit source]
ANGUS BEEF
ANGUS BEEF
Beef that is angus. Angus refers to the ass region. Angus beef is beef made from a cow's ass. Isn't that interesting?
Actually Angus refers to a high quality breed of cow. Anus refers to the ass region. Angus and Anus should not be confused.
Alkanes[edit source]
Alkanes are the most stable of the compounds that contain only H and C (Hydrogen and Carbon.). They are stable compounds. The bond angles of the Carbon always try to be 109.5 degrees. This is because they are most attractive at 109.5.
Cycloalkane[edit source]
A cycloalkane is created when the alkanes decide to rotate pairs.
Johnny Depp[edit source]
Born John Christopher Depp in Owensboro, Kentucky, on June 9, 1963, Johnny Depp was raised in Florida. He dropped out of school at age 15 in the hopes of becoming a rock musician. He fronted a series of garage bands including The Kids, which once opened for Iggy Pop. Depp got into acting after a visit to Los Angeles, California, with his former wife, Lori Anne Allison (Lori A. Depp), who introduced him to actor Nicolas Cage. He made his film debut in A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). In 1987 he shot to stardom when he replaced Jeff Yagher in the role of undercover cop Tommy Hanson in the popular TV series "21 Jump Street" (1987).
Vladimir Putin[edit source]
president of russia
How to break glass[edit source]
hit it
Dodge trucks[edit source]
dodge trucks are good looking but i WOULDN'T suggest one. they are good at first but low quality build and break down or wear out easily and quick. the only dodge i would suggest for someone is a 2011 dodge 1500 4 door with a 5.7 liter v8 hemi motor in it. they are fast and have alot of power but i havent been around them long so i dont know how long they last and if they ae good quality.