Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/October 31

You're in a mansion and run into a guy hiding behind his bed in his room.

Hey, you’re here too! Okay, great! Safety in numbers right? Safety from what, you ask?

He looks over the bed and back at you.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I think we're in a scary movie.

You get up.

No no no no, don't leave! I've watched a million scary movies and can tell you what to look out for in certain situations. Besides, usually the one who tries to escape is the one that dies first.

You sit back down.

In fact, it's all written on this page, so keep it with you at all times, alright?

A footstep is heard.

Crap! Did you hear that? I think they got into the mansion! Who's they? I don't know yet, but we will find out.

He looks over the bed and doesn't see anything, but from the roof you see a pair of hands reaching down. It's too dark to tell whose they are. They reach down and grab the man, pulling him up. You hear a loud scream and blood showers down onto you. On the floor is the page he left, and you pick it up. (Full article...)