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The service began at 9:00am at a Burger King near his home. 8:00am was too early and there was a birthday party scheduled at noon. It would have to be quick. The manager was happy to host the service so long as it was festive and happy. "What could be happier than all of the Easter Bunny's friends in one room" everyone asked? Each of his happy friends would arrive with a festive smile and a happy spirit. "Could you think of anything more swell?" they asked the manager. And that's how the party started, swell and fun and happy.

The Easter Bunny died in his bed one week earlier. He died of a rare blood embolism that only affects bunnies with A-negative blood type. The embolism was unusually big and the chief inspector assumed foul play. His friends insisted that the Easter Bunny was taking lots of pain killers for a recent back injury as well as his arthritis pills and blood thinners. During the autopsy it was discovered that the Easter Bunny accidentally took his wife's birth control pills which reacted with his arthritis pills canceling out his blood thinners creating an embolism that exploded in his brain. He died without any pain or suffering and foul play was ruled out. (Full article...)