Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/November 13

Michael Bay is a shallow estuary located near Los Angeles, California, to which approximately twenty percent of Southern California's water drains, and in which eighty percent of SoCal's clichéd, formulaic action sequences occur, all of which feature gratuitous levels of special effects. The Bay and the land masses surrounding and within it are famed for their car and boat chases, high-budget explosions, shoot-outs, hostage situations, criminal and terrorist activities, and daily crisis situations putting the city, nation, or entire world in perilous jeopardy.

Critics of Michael Bay claim that the highly stylized events that occur within it on a regular basis are unbelievable, bombastic, vapid, and ultimately condescending to the intelligence of average bay residents. However, others have defended the bay, stating that the events are harmless PG-13 (and in some cases violent R-rated) entertainment and should be used as a form of escapism from daily hardships. Both sides agree: "Pearl Harbor sucked, although Kate Beckinsale was way hot in it." (Full article...)