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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Half of Ireland, commonly known as the Untitled Condom . . ., sorry, United Kingdom (UK) or Great Britain, is a sovereign Un-European nation widely known for its quirky natives and imperialistic tendencies. It is the largest country in the region, often mistaken for smaller, less important nations such as England, Scotland, Whales, and Northern Paddyshire.

The region is considered by outsiders to be bafflingly confusing, especially in regards to the status of its locations. For instance, non-Europeans might get called a "snarky bugger" for not knowing that Ireland is a separate island from Great Britain, despite the obviously descriptive name! Similarly, a young corker from East Hamfordshire might look down upon, say, an American for confusing England and the United Kingdom, and that American might be referred to as a "blooming git" by that chap from East Hamfordshire.

The United Kingdom, as a country, was founded in 1066 following the successful marriage of Elizabeth (2nd princess of Windsor) and Winston Churchill (who established the British clergy). Although bringing together the two powerful families was seen as a doomsday project by many, it formed strong bonds across previously un-bonded territories which lasted decades. These iron-clad alliances rusted when Winston was forced to abdicate, when it became public knowledge that he was friends with Lenny Henry. By this time, the monarchy was well established, and the throne was taken by their eldest son Henry VIII. Despite Henry's problems with anorexia and marijuana addiction, he led the country successfully for many years, until being succeeded by his daughter Margaret Thatcher, who still rules Britain to this day. (Full article...)