Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue
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Current time: 3:09pm, 24 December 2025 UTC
Time until switchover: 9 hours ()
| Tuesday, 23 December (-1 day) | Wednesday, 24 December (today's feature) | Thursday, 25 December (+1 day) | Friday, 26 December (+2 days) | Saturday, 27 December (+3 days) |
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 Have you, dear reader, found yourself chained to an aging confectionery monstrosity, its pipes wheezing, its vats bubbling ominously, its accountants sobbing quietly in the walls? Has a government man (always beige! always damp!) slid a letter under your door explaining that thirty percent of your life’s work now belongs to them? Thirty percent! That’s not a tax, that’s getting bent over and done up your rear! *tips hat, snaps cane against the floor* Fear not. Willy Wonker is here. And I assure you, I have handled this exact situation with the grace of a ballerina and the ethics of a feral raccoon. (Full article...) |