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Elon!

The online comedy website that's only about Elon Musk

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In Elon Musk I have found a God-Man and lover: Come, let us stare at the face of Elon (Part 2 of 49)

Why Elon Musk should have my babies, and your babies too

Tips to last longer in bed when you're pleasing Elon in his gorgeous 3-room studio in Palo Alto

The best screen-printed T-shirts that will make Elon go, "Wow you have my taste in TV shows"

Elon Musk JOINS the #Resistance, calls Trump "not great"

Truck drivers, ashamed they aren't cold austere lines of computer code, jump off cliffs in record numbers

One of Elon Musk's after lunch shits has gained sentience and isn't he adorable?

share the gift of elon!

take it all for elon!

Tesla Worker: "I don't need healthcare, gimme that free yogurt!"

How to hypnotize yourself into believing that Elon Musk is your dad

I named my son Elon!