UnNews talk:Hello Kitty ships guns to the US

I practically rewrote the whole thing. Comments on the article would be welcome, as I am still a n00b. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:28, 21 Feb

Way to save a shitty article, Luv! If you feel like it, throw 'er up on the Pee Review and either myself or someone much more interested interesting will get to it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 18:50 Feb 23)

This is obviously the work of CATS. Is there a K-9 officer available to act as watchdog and guard against this sort of activity? You chaps were already caught sleeping by the Japanese empire once, learn from your mistakes!

Alright, Mr/Ms IP, very Funny. And sorry, no, we're still waiting for the Cricket Tournament semifinals to end before we have time to look at this issue. Unless of course Lizzie cancels Tea Time™, but it would be quite unheard of. As it stands now, we will wait patiently to the end of the Cricket match and then look into it... And if you're referring to the Yanks, oh Dear... We're doomed... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:48, 26 Feb