UnNews talk:FOX News notes coincidence between Obama pushing Health Care plan, celebrities dying.

[1] You just can't make good satire any more... reality keeps screwing it up by making it real...--<<>> 17:49, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

My OpenDNS servers block Youtube. What does it say, did I scoop Glenn Beck on a story? My satellite has been down for about five days, so I cannot see Glenn's show until it is fixed. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:37, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, it wasn't Beck (Beck merely agreed with a guest that suggested what we really need is to have another terrorist attack in our country to get the national security back to the level we need it at to protect us from an attack), Limbaugh just pointed out that Jackson did great under Reagan, saw his career languish under Clinton and Bush, and died under Obama.--<<>> 00:15, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

OK then somehow I was psychic enough to predict the Conservative response to Michael Jackson dying? Wrong conservative, it was Rush not Glenn that made the connection. Somehow when these things happen in reality, they are not as funny as the satire we write about. Then again you suggested the article and I wrote it to be funny, but life imitates art? I got to catch up on reality before reality catches up on me. Uncyclopedia, staying a few steps ahead of the Conservatives once again. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:24, 3 July 2009 (UTC)