UnNews talk:Christianity increases bust size

Question #1: have any similar effects been noted for penis size?
Question #2: have any similar effects been noted for perceived penis size?
Inquiring minds want to know. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Dec 21 '13 0:12 (UTC)

Is that why Father O'Brian used to measure us every year? But why didn't he use a ruler instead of his mouth? --Leverage (talk) 09:37, 22 December 2013 (UTC)

I believe he sent his only ruler to the Queen, accompanied by a stick-figure drawing with the legend "insert tab A into slot B." Ah, he was a pearl, was Father O'Brien. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 23 '13 5:27 (UTC)

Actually, I was going to suggest that additional studies were planned to find this out, but couldn't figure out how to fit it in. The idea here is to ridicule the idea that body shape is influenced by religion. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:29, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

But how can you ridicule it if it's true? It's a well known fact that Muslims grow ball-bearings and fuses shortly after their 13th birthdays. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 23 '13 8:57 (UTC)

That's my principle problem with this article: Christian women ARE undoubtedly the most chesty in the world. That's the whole reason I started a business selling Christian necklaces. Sometimes I get brushy-poos when I help them try them on! Leverage (talk) 09:42, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

That sounds painful. You see a doctor. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Dec 24 '13 6:04 (UTC)