UnNews:Uncyclopedia is finished
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18 November 2007
THE FORMER SOVIET UNION OF UNCYCLOPEDIANS, the intarweb -- The mysterious cabal announced today that Uncyclopedia was finally complete, and thanked everyone who contributed for participating.
"We have collected an appropriate amount of humor and satire to satisfy our dark lord's needs for comic relief and double entendre." said a spokesman. "We all knew you loved Uncyclopedia but like any good book, it had to come to an end someday, and now it is finally finished with examples of every comedy and satire possible contained within it. This should be a happy occasion, not a sad one."
Not everyone was pleased about the finishing of Uncyclopedia. Some questioned whether, in fact, Uncyclopedia was actually finished.
"This sucks!" said Thunderman, a noob, "I had this great idea for a funny article about Chuck Norris kicking things! Uncool man! Bring it back! I just found out about this site a week ago because my older brother told me! And I just got a computer for my fourteenth birthday last month!"
The announcement briefly caused stock prices to drop and caused NATO to go onto heightened alert for about fifteen minutes.
A raucous demonstration outside Uncyclopedia headquarters seemed to be a bit confused over whether the ending of Uncyclopedia was a good or bad thing.
"All I want to know is what is Uncyclopedia's plan to bring health care to 47 million uninsured Americans" said Brad Kaus, apparently somewhat confused about what the issues at stake are. "Why doesn't anyone think about the children?"
Sophia had no comment at press time.
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- Daniel Brandt "Uncyclopedia is finished" wikipediareview.com, March 11, 2007