UnNews:UnNews editorial note (January 6, 2019)

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Monday, January 7, 2019

Good afternoon. I assume most of you are camped out in line to see Aquaman or still debating whether or not Grover said "fuck." Seriously, people, he said "That sounds like an excellent idea!" Back to your lives, people. And don't spoil Aquaman.

The reason I'm writing this article is to make note of another UnNews editorial change, another one so subtle you'll probably have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, like when an audiophile raves about the benefits of high resolution or analog/vinyl. Only this time, I have a record player and can vouch for its sound quality.

Uncyclopedia user The Pioneer is a true (your deity of choice) send. Later versions of MediaWiki have made it impossible to deal with replacing the Uncyclopedia logo on the top left corner. Our previous compromise was to add the logo to the top center of every new UnNews artcle. Leverage preferred the bottom center, but I'll let that one go. The Brits drive on the wrong side of the road. It's none of my damn business anyway.

Luckily, The Pioneer came up with a clever solution. He created a template called {{Fakelogo}} that affixes a logo of your choice to the top left, replacing the Uncyclopedia logo. The UnNews logo is finally up where it belongs.

It reminds me of an old song.

You were never going to notice this anyway, but I just thought I'd make a note of it just in case you actually gave a shit, or only came here to hear some Joe Cocker. Now back to your mundane, boring lives, people.


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