UnNews:U.K. Home Office unveils the new Niqāb

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2 January 2008

Muslim women stand side by side outside No.10 Downing Street modeling the new Home Office approved Niqāb and the soon to be banned traditional version.

LONDON, United Kingdom -- The U.K. government has cited worsening community relations as the motivation behind their latest initiative unveiled today.

The U.K., a Christian country, second only to the Vatican in terms of church attendance has struggled in recent years with various fashion trends. Having partly-banned the 'hoodie' or hooded sweatshirt, the Hijab favoured by many young British men for reasons of modesty, privacy, and morality, the Home Office have now, quite literally, set their sights on the Niqāb.

Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith announced the plans after what is widely believed to be the most widely believed survey of public opinion on the announced plans of Jacqui Smith, Home Secretary.

Speaking to the press outside No.10 Downing Street Mrs Smith said


Dog owners have expressed reservations.

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