UnNews:RCB's Facebook: "Luciana's second daughter is here"

"I wanted to call her 'ancora' (meaning 'again') because she is my second daughter, but my father said, that's not a name! And my husband agreed with him."

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14 December 2013

Rio de Janeiro, BRASIL - Two days ago, the Facebook account writing on behalf of Roberto Carlos Braga reported that his daughter, Luciana, had given birth to a daughter named Cora Mei Braga Isaja, the day 1 November. She is the second daughter of Luciana and her husband, an Italian named Piero Isaja. Their other daughter is Ava, 3 years old. The birth announcement was accompanied by a sickeningly cute cartoon image of a stereotypical baby girl, so cute it makes your teeth hurt. Reportedly, everyone is overjoyed, including the grandfather, who does not actually write on his own Facebook profile, but we have no idea who does. And as for wanting a million friends? Well, he certainly has those and many more.

No explanation was given as to why it took the anonymous writer a month to tell the world about this, but whatever.

Sources

• pseudo-Roberto Carlos "NOTICIA ESPECIAL!" Facebook, December 12, 2013