UnNews:Pete Davidson to play evil supergenius in new movie

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Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Pete Davidson has recently been cast in Quentin Tarantino's brand new movie - a live-action sequel to DreamWorks' Megamind. Davidson has been cast as the eponymous Megamind, the protagonist of the first movie. Davidson announced so on Twitter, in a tweet reading "WHAT'S GOOD BITCHES! I JUST GOT THE LEAD ROLE IN A MUCH VERY GOOD MOOBY! MOOBY CALLED BIGGYBRAIN 2: THIS NOW IT BE PERSONAL!"

Fans commented on the irony, as Pete was known to give excellent head to Don Roy King in his SNL days. Pete got this role in the midst of some drama, after he left fiancee Kanye West for Kim Kardashian, once Kanye's girlfriend before Kanye found Catholicism, and by proxy closeted homosexuality.

Quentin stated in an interview, "We're excited to host Pete Davidson in Megamind 2: This Time it's Personal. Kanye West will star alongside Davidson as Hal, an incel from the first movie, and will also play Dead Body #3, who gets crushed to death between Pete Davidson's thunder thighs." Kanye had no comment for UnNews, only that he would remain the voice of a generation, and a jeen-yuhs, in the movie.

Not much else is known about Megamind 2: This Time it's Personal, besides the inclusion of the iconic Tarantino touch of having Tarantino bang the prettiest woman on set. The film is set to release on September 11, 2031, the 30th anniversary of the Bite of '87.

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