UnNews:Michael Jackson Dead at 50, blah, blah, blah

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26 June 2009

LOS ANGELES - While world media attention has been fixated on the death of Michael Jackson, those who dispute the legacy of the self proclaimed "King of Pop" have simply heard the phrase "BALH, BLAH, BLAH" whenever accolades have been tossed at Jackson's musical legacy.

"For a lot of people, Michael Jackson was truley the BALH, BLAH, BLAH; however a lot of people simply never liked him or his music," said Janice Eyerling, a psychologist specializing on communication issue. "So when these people see women BALH, BLAH, BLAH outside the hospital, and proclaiming how much Jackson BALH, BLAH, BLAH in their lives, all they hear is 'BALH, BLAH, BLAH, Jacko, BALH, BLAH, BLAH...'"

In the hours following the death, Los Angeles city police office Kent Buckman, who was stationed at UCLA Medical Center, claimed that all he heard was a monotone humming noise.

"I never cared for Jackson or his music. All these people have their BALH, BLAH, BLAH, doing his dance BALH, BLAH, BLAH, and all I hear is this God damned ringing in my ears."

Los Angeles County Coroner's office said that it expects that Jackson's BALH, BLAH, BLAH will be BALH, BLAH, BLAH on late Friday afternoon.