UnNews:Hillary quashes dreams for America's first female Vice President

Saturday, July 23, 2016
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Radical feminists nationwide were deeply disappointed when Hillary Clinton (the Democratic Party's presumptive nominee for President of the United States), following Donald Trump's example, decided not to select a woman as her Vice-Presidential running mate for the upcoming November 2016 Vice-Presidential election.

Once again, female voters in 2016 will be forced to decide between the lesser of two evils: Mike Pence (male Indiana governor (R)) or Tim Kaine (male Virginia senator (D)) for filling the coveted Vice Presidential spot of the next administration. The prospects of finally having a woman elected to the second-most top executive office in the nation will thus not come to fruition for at least an additional four (4) years.

Apparently, Clinton, in spite of her whopping lead in the latest presidential polls, would not consider even slightly jeopardize her own reasonably secure position by risking the selection of a female running mate. Recently, she has expressed her concern that, regardless of all the various liberal advances in American society in the past 32 years (when the late trailblazing Geraldine Ferraro first secured the Democratic Party Vice Presidential candidacy), the country is still not ready for having a woman as Vice President.

Donald Trump (the Republican Party's presidential selection for 2016) had nothing important to yell and holler about Clinton's cautious decision. Having been asked why he finally selected Mike Pence (current governor of Indiana) instead of a woman as his running mate, he quietly went on to say that he simply would prefer the company of men in his administration, should he be elected.

Even former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin (the Republican 2008 Vice-Presidential candidate) praised both Trump's and Clinton's conservative stances, taking into consideration that she still feels deeply responsible for having single-handedly ruined the political ambitions of John McCain (the Republican Presidential candidate), and to this day still bears the horrendously unbearable burden of unforgivable guilt for losing to the incredibly bland Joe Biden in a thoroughly humiliating landslide.