UnNews:High School Musical reboot in progress
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19 April 2009
President Barack Obama said that High School Musical is gay. Well, we agree. Disney is making tons of crap such as Hannah Montana (a wife of Adolf Hitler) and The Jonas Brothers (AKA: Die Josef Brüder). Disney says, "Es ist ein Haufen Scheiße! High School Musical hat wenig bis gar keine Handlung wie auch immer. Es ist nur ein Bündel von An-und Jocks. Ich meine, was die Hölle? Doch, ich, Hitler und Josef wird ein Neustart für alle diktieren Nazis überall."
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens (the stars of the film) quoted, "I would do a reboot series. I wanted too. I am good with being a Nazi and other stuff."
This is when Disney is tired of creating High School Musical 5: Business Year and started with the production of the reboot that Hitler demanded. Obama, however, wanted the production to stop. Well, yeah, really. Fuck you. Anyway, these Nazis demanded front row tickets for the movie. Even the KKK is donating the movie with $0.05 No good budget whatsoever=Nazis and KKK, ya know.
With the reboot in progress, the teenage boys are protesting Disney and the teenage girls started to join the Nazi/KKK bandwagon. There will also be a scene with Vanessa being naked with badly made boobs of Cinema history. And yes, Two-face will make a cameo.
The reboot may include everything that the series didn't use, like:
- Too many Nazis
- Racial Slurs
- Blood and gore of the main characters
- Swearing
- Aliens
- Sexual Lesbian Activities
- Condoms
- Vomits and Turds
- Batman
- Torture Pornography (aka: Pr0n)
- The finger
Vanessa gave a "fuck you" sign by saying, "I don't like the boys. We lesbian Nuns can take this movie any day. Besides, Disney will always suffer from pieces of shits such as this." Mainly because of the strike. The strike is important for many types of Anti-Disney propaganda. Mainly it's Walt Disney's fault to cause the strike.
Because of that, the budget will make $300 million, killing off The Darkkk Kkknight and Titanikkk. It will open for, not just teens, Nazis, nor teenage Nazis, but for Ku Klux Klan, Nazi Ku Klux Klan, and Teenage Nazi Ku Klux Klan.
It will also be in 3D, with the theatrical 3D restoration of the first three movies. If not, the KKK might kill the studio. Nevertheless, they will all be a success for the Nazis and the KKKs (or in this case, the Klansman, the leader of the KKK).
The film opens Halloween 2009.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Jimbo Wales "High School Musical gets rebooted by Disney and Nazi Germany" CNN, April 12, 2009